Football cliches in a UPS World.

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by ups1990, Sep 19, 2009.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    In our center, we've been waiting for a few drivers to finally come into their own and have a breakthrough season.
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt Dark Prince of Double Standards Staff Member

    They just need to take the ball and run with it!
  3. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    If you don't like your job, we have people on the bench ready to come in.
  4. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    He really dropped the ball on that one.
  5. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    In the morning, after inspecting their routes, drivers assume the 3 point stance.
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I have often been asked to take one for the team.
  7. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    The center team must check with upstairs before they can make any modifications to their game plan
  8. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Walk it off (meaning work through your injury and delivering on a rural run)
  9. Bad Gas!

    Bad Gas! Active Member

    There are mornings where I look at my load and want to punt on first down...and then you may try to get a day off, waiting to see if the routes are staffed without you..So, it's a game time decision....The bad dispatching is bad play calling...After a poor performance on the operation report, mgt. wants to play Monday morning quarterback and tell you everything you did wrong...
  10. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    The clock is winding down and we need to go into a hurry-up offense.
  11. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    Isn't that how accidents happen? You get sacked on forth down then you are out for the season. (peak season)
  12. ol'browneye

    ol'browneye Active Member

    Just gotta take one day at a time. We have to stay within ourselves and not try to do too much. Have to take care of our own business, we can't control what the other guy is doing.
  13. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    After further review, the ruling on the field standsthe employee will serve his suspension....
  14. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    We still need to focus on reducing turnovers
  15. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    There are a few managers, that should be waived. I bet no one claims them.
  16. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    Our dispatching coordinator loves to run multiple crossing routes through each zone
  17. Pkgrunner

    Pkgrunner Service Provider

    He has been lucky so far with his run and gun approach, but eventually he will hit the wall and be much less mobile. He would then have to rely on other techniques to still get the job done and not disappoint his fans
  18. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    I've been known to take a play off.
  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Thank god I haven't been benched yet or put on the injured reserved list.:happy2:
  20. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    This is a team where the coach has lost his players.