Congrats in about 5 years most of us in my station are out the door and I can't wait.
Yesterday after trying to do a package retrieval I had a lady scream at me " I'm going to call the main 1-800 number and your going to be in big trouble"
I couldn't stop laughing once I got back in the truck, the years can't go fast enough
made it...finally!!!...yesterday was my last day...retired after almost 30yrs.....got in early, got out early....good luck to all of my express brothers, and sisters....there is life after fedex!!!
Better yet - just send him a Massive Stinky!Send Fred a letter and tell him how much you appreciated working for such a great leader.
made it...finally!!!...yesterday was my last day...retired after almost 30yrs.....got in early, got out early....good luck to all of my express brothers, and sisters....there is life after fedex!!!
Better yet - just send him a Massive Stinky!
Send it to Fred via first overnight C.O.D.How many pounds of Massive Stinky do you think I could get into a Courier Pak Box? I want the smelliest, most rancid specimen possible to send to our Fred. I hear lion poo is about the worst out there. Anyone have some?
Congrats man, don't look back. This place is how my dog thinks about the vet, house of horrors. Be easy and enjoy your life.made it...finally!!!...yesterday was my last day...retired after almost 30yrs.....got in early, got out early....good luck to all of my express brothers, and sisters....there is life after fedex!!!
LikeBetter yet - just send him a Massive Stinky!
Thanks! I'm glad my name is still associated with the scam, but for calling it out as the disgusting being that it truly is. I am so thankful it was only intermittent employment for me and not my "career". Bouncing from contractor to contractor ain't no way to live!Yes, you are now a FedEx legend bro.
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Congratulations on re-claiming your life and your freedom. Welcome to the outside world. I wouldn't this shi*hole on my worst enemy. FedEx Express is getting exactly what they've wanted. An unqualified under performing workforce.
Thanks....it's already been awesome...no more pressure...no more 10:30....no more B.S!!!!Congrats!!! I pulled the plug after 21 years and could not be happier!!! Enjoy, because you have paid for it!!!![]()