brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
What a ballon-not.
Thats what she said, after sex!....Hey you said It, not me!There's 20 seconds I'll never get back.
Why don't you try PMing (Conversation) the instructions.Don't worry, you'll run your lunch tomorrow and get it right back you ballon-knot. You should put me on your Ignore List. If you need help on how to properly do this, I would be glad to help. I wouldn't want you to screw-up something as simple as adding me to your Ignore List. It's not as difficult as DR'ing a package. lol burn
Hahahahaha!!! Did u give her one lump or two?Was just commenting on another thread when I thought about some of the most ridiculous customer encounters I've ever had over the years. Probably one of my favorites is the story below. How a simple signature can make a persons brain implode.
Me: "Hello ma'am. (handing her the package) I just need a signature."
Girl: "OK, but who's it for?"
Me: "It's for (can't remember her name so we'll make something up for this thread) Sue Smith."
Girl: "That's my mom" (signs name)
Me: "What's your last name?"
Girl: " Smith. Did you want me to sign my name, or my moms name?"
Me: "Your name"
Girl: "Oh, I'm sorry, I signed my moms name. Can I sign again?"
Me: "Sure, here, you can sign again. Just sign your name" (gives her back the DIAD)
Girl: (signs again)
Me: (looks at signature, and it's IDENTICAL to the one she just signed) "Um, you signed the same name again?"
Girl: "I know. I have the same name as my mom"
Me: (thinking WTF?!) "So you have the same name as your mom, and you wanted to sign again?!"
Girl: "Yes because I signed my moms name first"
Me: "You signed it the same exact way though, 'Sue Smith', and you said you both have the same name. Why sign again? It makes no difference"
Girl: "Uh, yeah, because you told me I had to sign my name!"
Me: "But no matter who you sign as, the name is still the same. The signature will be identical. Don't you realize that? It doesn't matter because you have the same name! Signing it the same way with the same name again is pointless. Your name, your moms name, they're the SAME!"
Girl: (blank stare) "I don't understand. I signed my moms name first, and you said to sign MY name. I did that! I know we have the same name but I signed it for her first!"
Me: (blank stare now probably drooling from a momentary loss of IQ points) "Never mind. Thank you for signing as yourself this time"
These are the kind of people that vote. Unbelievable! Hahaha
About 80% of the ppl I need sigs for turn my powerpad around to sign. A lot of them have signed before and STILL do it.These are the same jagamahoneys that turn the DIAD the wrong way to try & sign!
Bet they all can make a hell of a sauce!!!Seriously? I know a bunch of people. Most are Italian or Irish, but it's very common out-dis-a-way. I know two Italian girls that have both their mom, and grandmothers with the same name. It's the trifecta of Maria!
I've never heard of a woman having the same name as her mother but I guess it's possible.
Seriously? I know a bunch of people. Most are Italian or Irish, but it's very common out-dis-a-way. I know two Italian girls that have both their mom, and grandmothers with the same name. It's the trifecta of Maria!
Seriously? I know a bunch of people. Most are Italian or Irish, but it's very common out-dis-a-way. I know two Italian girls that have both their mom, and grandmothers with the same name. It's the trifecta of Maria!
She was definitely cute.
i know a couple that named their kids after them. so daughter is named after mom and son is named after dad.I've never heard of a woman having the same name as her mother but I guess it's possible.
i know a couple that named their kids after them. so daughter is named after mom and son is named after dad.
also have a friend thats 4th person with same name in his family, i dont plan on doing that to my kids.
True...but that was probably back in the last century....lolThats what she said, after sex!....Hey you said It, not me!
It's gravy not sauce.
Bet they all can make a hell of a sauce!!!
You must be management.