Got shot in the ghetto today

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by TooTechie, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    By a supersoaker! I was driving through the hood when this teenager crossed the street up ahead of me then stopped on the opposite curb with a big supersoaker in his hands. I figured he was looking for a friend then as I drove past he pivoted and let loose! He soaked me then took off running probably thinking he was gonna get yelled at, but I doubled tapped the horn and waived out the door. It felt good!

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  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    I had that happen to me before. It does feel good. So does taking a detour through lawn sprinklers on a hot day.
  3. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    In the ghettoooooooo
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  4. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    You are talking about a water gun, right? :clown:
  5. NonyaBiznes

    NonyaBiznes Yanked Out My Purple-Blood I.V. In 2000!

    This could never happen in the "suburbs" huh?
  6. Ouch

    Ouch Well-Known Member

    I had a family with a pool on my old route. 3 drivers beside me and myself were always welcome there to take a cool dip in the summer.

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Kid probably knew you wouldn't mind.

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Whatever happened to Mac Davis?
  9. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Odds of having pee in it?
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  10. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown


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  11. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    At my next stop I actually filled a bottle of water from my melted ice in the cooler and dumped it over my head thinking the same thing lol

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  12. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Ewwww...or bong water
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    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    Stopped to make a delivery one day, some kid gets my attention outside the driver side door, I step from the back facing that direction, and SPLAT some kid on the other side nails me in the head with a water balloon.

    Wasn't funny or laughing then, but I tell that story and people find it funny, so now I do. LOL
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  14. 9.5er

    9.5er Well-Known Member

    I passed some kids throwing water balloons at each other this morning. One of them eye balled me as I passed by. I was thinking "You better not" but kinda wished he had thrown it.
  15. Returntosender

    Returntosender Well-Known Member

    Careful it might not be water, some guy in FL put gas in one of those high powered water guns and lit some residents flower garden on fire.

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    The bong water might be hard to explain back at the center.
  17. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Lucky he didn't lit himself on fire! What an idiot.
  18. Cat piss would be worse .

    Just created new account . Was "theupsguy83" using TheKingOfQueens from now on.
  19. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    That is one way to make a simple homemade flamethrower but they should use something other than gas as a fuel.
  20. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    Ever make a flame thrower using a can of hair spray and a Bic lighter. More like a blow torch.