Halloween decorations

[MECH-lift]

I hate when you’re delivering an apartment complex and every apartment # is covered with some decoration. Deep down I want to rip the decoration off and throw it to the ground but my professionalism prevents me from doing so.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I hate when you’re delivering an apartment complex and every apartment # is covered with some decoration. Deep down i want to rip the decoration off and throw it to the ground but my professionalism prevents me from doing so.

P*

 

[Indecisi0n]

I hate when you’re delivering an apartment complex and every apartment # is covered with some decoration. Deep down I want to rip the decoration off and throw it to the ground but my professionalism prevents me from doing so.

Every holiday turns into this . Use to drive me nuts as a split driver .

 

[MECH-lift]

P*

The guy with a cartoon for his picture calling me a P*

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

The guy with a cartoon for his picture calling me a P*

It's clay B*

 

[MECH-lift]

It's clay B*

**** ***

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

**** ***

@Jkloc420
Hear this crap??

 

[scooby0048]

Have you ever noticed that the people on your route with the broken porch steps and the screen door that won’t close...seem to be the same people that spend hundreds on their Halloween decorations each year?

Some of these places look like a horror movie set!!

I think it's just an illusion. The rest of the year, these yuck yucks just leave the place in shambles with dilapidated exteriors and we just think, "what a bunch of scumbags, get some friend*n paint and a couple of screws you POS."

At Halloween, they go to the Dollar Tree and buy some S*ty ghost or boo thing and wah la...with the S*ty looking exterior and busted porch and boo thing, it's now a haunted house.

No, hood rat, it's just your S*ty hoarding house that it has always been. The only difference is your stupid cat can now S* on the porch instead of on the kitchen countertop, make it look more scary and realistic.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I think it's just an illusion. The rest of the year, these yuck yucks just leave the place in shambles with dilapidated exteriors and we just think, "what a bunch of scumbags, get some friend*n paint and a couple of screws you POS."

At Halloween, they go to the Dollar Tree and buy some S*ty ghost or boo thing and wah la...with the S*ty looking exterior and busted porch and boo thing, it's now a haunted house.

No, hood rat, it's just your S*ty hoarding house that it has always been. The only difference is your stupid cat can now S* on the porch instead of on the kitchen countertop, make it look more scary and realistic.

WDFD

 

[iruhnman630]

Who else makes out like a bandit if you are still delivering on Halloween?

Stock up that candy.

 

[sandwich]

I hate when you’re delivering an apartment complex and every apartment # is covered with some decoration. Deep down I want to rip the decoration off and throw it to the ground but my professionalism prevents me from doing so.

Just guess

 

[Packmule]

Except for th pumpkins.

Around here the deer eat the pumpkins. Kick them around, bust them up, and start chowing down. Hilarious to watch, especially on 10/30!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Around here the deer eat the pumpkins. Kick them around, bust them up, and start chowing down. Hilarious to watch, especially on 10/30!

They eat them here too

 

[sailfish]

It's clay B*

Even pussier.

 

[Poop Head]

Around here the deer eat the pumpkins. Kick them around, bust them up, and start chowing down. Hilarious to watch, especially on 10/30!

Kids go out at night, and roll them down hills. So I've heard

 

[OrioN]

The past Saturday, I almost poops my pants with a customer's spider decoration...
Similar to this one

I delivered a DSW shoe box, turned around & Bam!

 

[Operational needs]

The past Saturday, I almost poops my pants with a customer's spider decoration...
Similar to this one

I delivered a DSW shoe box, turned around & Bam!

Are you sure that wasn’t you at minute 14:20 trick or treating?

 

[Covemastah]

And they take them down on time, not like Christmas decorations that are still up in February.

You got a problem with that ??

 

[Operational needs]

You got a problem with that ??

Yes! Take those decorations down no later than New Year’s Day! Lol.

 

[Covemastah]

Yes! Take those decorations down no later than New Year’s Day! Lol.

At least you won’t have to chisel yours off the roof in the Florida sunshine