help!!

[hseofpayne]

hmmm well a box of 36 tape guns weighs about 45 lbs
a box of 72 rolls of tape weighs about 35.
neither box is really that big tho.....hmmmmm just tossing this out there, maybe mail order bride? why else would you need to next day a 200lbs package?

If I get a 200 lb box with a mail order bride in it , she better have 80 lbs. of clothes in there with 'er!

 

[scratch]

If I get a 200 lb box with a mail order bride in it , she better have 80 lbs. of clothes in there with 'er!

If you lived in certain cults out west, there may be two brides in there!

 

[hseofpayne]

If you lived in certain cults out west, there may be two brides in there!

Dang! 2 for the price of one? Do you need a coupon?!

 

[drewed]

Dang! 2 for the price of one? Do you need a coupon?!

Just wear your UPS ID thats all you need

 

[hseofpayne]

Just wear your UPS ID thats all you need

Come to think of it, I just as soon my mail order bride show up without clothes!

 

[bellesotico]

HIJACK: Sorry to interrupt but..I wonder why there aren't mail order husbands?
Or are there?

/hijack

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

HIJACK: Sorry to interrupt but..I wonder why there aren't mail order husbands? Or are there? /hijack

Do you really think that there would be a market for mail order husbands?

 

[hseofpayne]

HIJACK: Sorry to interrupt but..I wonder why there aren't mail order husbands?
Or are there?

/hijack

I guess we would have one heck of a lot of call tags or ARS returns on husbands! Deliver 'em on the 1st and pick 'em up on the 29th!

 

[toonertoo]

I guess we would have one heck of a lot of call tags or ARS returns on husbands! Deliver 'em on the 1st and pick 'em up on the 29th!

No they would say, no return policy on defective husbands.

 

[DS]

most are over our weight limit