So you lie. Fired for dishonesty…
Everyone always has some "I'd do this!" Scenario. My favorite one is the "I'll get in his lazy ass!"
Had a driver try and intimidate me once because he always had to help me from going over 9.5. I told him.
"Look, you have to help me because management refuses to adjust my route. So go talk to them. If you want to take a swing go ahead, if not which shelf you want?"
This was of course after I told him to get on the 9.5 list multiple times so they'd find someone else.
I mean really? This is a job. You ain't going to hit me and if you do you won't be working here much longer after.