how does management decide where to put new hires

[BobBarker]

when new people apply to the hub how does the management determine where to put people? is it just by how much staffing is in one place? like if the sort aisle needs two people theyll put whoever on that aisle

 

[Poop Head]

Usually on the hardest set

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Yes
Right @Future?

 

[BigBrown87]

Depends on many different factors, one being skill level can you perform the task at a reasonable pace? Staffing is their enough people to run the area effectively? Or the fun one, do you piss off management and they dont want to see or hear from you?

 

[Future]

when new people apply to the hub how does the management determine where to put people? is it just by how much staffing is in one place? like if the sort aisle needs two people theyll put whoever on that aisle

They will promise you the world .... then put you where your needed

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

They will promise you the world .... then put you where your needed

You are more helpful than @Turdferguson Thank you kind sir for helping others. Your a good man.

 

[eats packages]

Where the last person quit. It's really that simple.

 

[Indecisi0n]

They let you try each area then ask you which one you like best.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

They usually put them on the rear drive train axle.

 

[take your time]

No idea

 

[CoolStoryBro]

when new people apply to the hub how does the management determine where to put people? is it just by how much staffing is in one place? like if the sort aisle needs two people theyll put whoever on that aisle

In my day if you showed interest in working in a certain spot they would definitely not put you there. If you disliked something then you would likely end up doing that.

 

[Elmo.goes.to.prom]

They use a Magic 8 ball

 

[MyTripisCut]

 

[TearsInRain]

we input their names into ORION and let the gods decide their fate

 

[PeakMode]

Men: Any many miny mo

Woman: Base on physical traits that could violate ethics policies.

 

[Box Ox]

when new people apply to the hub how does the management determine where to put people? is it just by how much staffing is in one place? like if the sort aisle needs two people theyll put whoever on that aisle

Your management team holds a New Hire Conclave once per month for the most desirable sort positions. It's very much like a Papal Conclave.

During the New Hire Conclave, everyone on your sort waits outside the building and watches for the color of The Holy 1000's diesel exhaust emanating from a predetermined bay door.

Dark smoke (fumata nera) indicates that management's ballot did not result in the election of a belt or small sorter, while white smoke (fumata bianca) announces that a new belt or small sorter has been chosen.

Most everyone else goes to load or unload. Which is determined first by sorter preference, and then by drawing straws if too many people want to be one or the other.

 

[Brownslave688]

when new people apply to the hub how does the management determine where to put people? is it just by how much staffing is in one place? like if the sort aisle needs two people theyll put whoever on that aisle

Similar to this.

 

[Brownslave688]

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The price is wrong bitch

 

[trickpony1]

Management draws straws to determine who gets the hot chick in their area with hopes of getting...

 

[Indecisi0n]

Management draws straws to determine who gets the hot chick in their area with hopes of getting...

Hot chicks at ups....HAHHAHAA