If Twitter and #hashtagsayings were a thing back when you were growing up...

[FrigidFTSup]

#triedtopickupgirlswokeupwithsorehand

#ForeverAlone

 

[KOG72]

#MCHAMMERistheman

 

[FrigidFTSup]

#thatwouldbeabriefencounter

#Expert

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

#Expert pecker head

#fixed it for you

 

[FrigidFTSup]

#fixed it for you

#HatersGonnaHate #YOLO

 

[KOG72]

#shouldhavepulledout

 

[FrigidFTSup]

#shouldhavepulledout

#ThingsMyDadSays

 

[KOG72]

#ThingsMyDadSays

#youcameoutwithadentinyourforehead

 

[FrigidFTSup]

#youcameoutwithadentinyourforehead

#ThrownAgainstASteelDoor

 

[KOG72]

#gaswillneverbeovertwodollars

 

[BSWALKS]

#shouldhavepulledout

#noplanB

 

[KOG72]

#noplanB

#barebackbanditridesagain

 

[over9five]

#go-gosIloveBelinda

 

[burrheadd]

#8tracksarethesheet

 

[BSWALKS]

#coughtmasterbatingatgirlfriends

#zippershurt

#beansabovethefrank