Jokes

[moreluck]

I would never make fun of a handicapped person.

We know, you're perfect, a street hire, an ex-military guy, a cat owner, resident of the TRUE Upstate NY, a retiree that will get $5000 a month......relax, God laughs and he makes fun of everyone.

 

[moreluck]

Q: Who is the Patron Saint of Email?
A: St. Francis of a CC

(Is God laughing?)

 

[moreluck]

Broomtown
All of Broomtown was a buzz because boy-broom and girl-broom were going to get married. Everyone felt certain that the bride-broom and the groom-broom would make a lovely couple.
The night before the wedding, however, bride-broom told groom-broom that she was going to have a little wisk-broom.
"But, how can that be?" wailed groom-broom, "We haven't even swept together yet!"

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

We know, you're perfect, a street hire, an ex-military guy, a cat owner, resident of the TRUE Upstate NY, a retiree that will get $5000 a month......relax, God laughs and he makes fun of everyone.

Never said I was perfect----far from it; however, you would have to be a real scumbag to make fun of a handicapped person.

 

[CaliforniaPaul]

Never said I was perfect----far from it; however, you would have to be a real scumbag to make fun of a handicapped person.

Your "Time of the month?"

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Your "Time of the month?"

Do you find it appropriate to make fun of a handicapped person?

 

[moreluck]

I see people with MS, cerebral palsy and others doing standup.......they don't like to have anyone at their shows with sticks up you know where.
Josh Blue...winner of Last Comic Standing has cerebral palsey, Tim Hedley has Down's Syndrome....

http://disabledpassions.com/videos/Stand-up+Comics+with+Disabilities.html

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I see people with MS, cerebral palsy and others doing standup.......they don't like to have anyone at their shows with sticks up you know where.
Josh Blue...winner of Last Comic Standing has cerebral palsey, Tim Hedley has Down's Syndrome....

http://disabledpassions.com/videos/Stand-up+Comics+with+Disabilities.html

Poking fun at one's self is one thing------poking fun at another is different.

 

[cosmo1]

Poking fun at one's self is one thing------poking fun at short people is different.

Fixed.

 

[moreluck]

Short People Have No Reason To Live........Randy Newman, I think.

 

[moreluck]

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.
"What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river — look, my suit's still damp — ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."

 

[CaliforniaPaul]

Do you find it appropriate to make fun of a handicapped person?

I make fun of you.

 

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[9.5 everyday]

Q: What does a Mexican cut his pizza with?
A: Little Caesars

 

[9.5 everyday]

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey!

 

[moreluck]

Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey!

I love jokes where you have to say the punch line aloud to 'get' them.

 

[9.5 everyday]

*not a joke. But a funny story. *
Had 2 stops next to each other, grabbed the 2 packages and got out of the truck. Went to the house on my right first bc there was an old lady outside. I handed her the box and started walking next door. She shouted, "hey this isn't mine!" So I walked back over, I had clearly mixed up the 2 boxes, and said "I'm sorry, good eye!" She looks at me and said "I only have one eye." [emoji33]Not knowing what to say I said "well, that's one good eye!!!" She wasn't amused. [emoji23] True story