Keeping it light

[Poop Head]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

I told all of my business customers that I was going to steal two squares of toilet paper from every customer so I have toilet paper at home. Lol

 

[Netsua 3:16]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

“Don’t worry, I just washed my hands”
Normally those words are uttered under very different circumstances

 

[zubenelgenubi]

I think I'm infecte-achoo!

 

[GenericUsername]

I don't say anything different than any other day. "Hey, you have X pieces today and I put them in the usual spot. I'll cya tomorrow!" or "Hey, good morning, you have X today. Please sign here. Thanks and have a good day!"

I don't want to know what they're doing. I frankly don't care. Let me go deliver the rest of my stops so I can go home to my family.

 

[MECH-lift]

sorry I’m so late , it’s the coronaviruses fault ..

 

[walk the jewels]

Told someone they should disinfect their dog after I gave it a bunch of pets.
I was halfway serious.

 

[Richard Harrow]

"Just out here spreading my infectious personality".

 

[silverbullet2893]

“I just wrecked your ter”

 

[WorknLateHuh]

"Italy is beautiful this time of year! just got back from vacation."

 

[Dumbperson]

"When I asked for a Corona at the Bar in Shanghai 2 weeks ago, this isn't what I meant harharhar" and I make sure I have visible crustys on the edge of my nostrils

 

[Jackburton]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

Jesus, I’m gone two weeks and the end of the world is here.

What a ty way to celebrate St Patrick’s day.

 

[vvv]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

It's hard to say much when I rarely show up.

Working at UPS is more of a sickness than what's going around now. So I try to avoid it at all costs.

 

[Heavy Package]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

I need a signature for this one.

 

[DELACROIX]

We probably all have it already so "lets eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we die..."

 

[Wontmake9.5]

I am getting a lot of “stay healthy out there” instead of the normal “keep dry”... I just laugh and walk out, as I say b**ch.. good times to be had.

 

[Rack em]

I thought the thread was about what Ups was saying about stop counts. "Keeping it light because we care about our employees safety"

 

[TheBrownNote]

i ask how people are fairing during the Holocough

 

[Wontmake9.5]

i ask how people are fairing during the Holocough

 

[Dumbperson]

I am getting a lot of “stay healthy out there” instead of the normal “keep dry”... I just laugh and walk out, as I say b**ch.. good times to be had.

I'd rather people say nothing to me more than anything else.