Keeping it light

[Overpaid Union Thug]

As I deliver bulk toilet paper (the rough stuff) to my businesses I try to get them in on a scheme to accumulate the toilet paper with the intent of reselling it in a few days. We will split the profits 50-50.

 

[Wally]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

"Do my eyes look red"? "Just back from Italy"...

 

[JustDeliverIt]

What are some things you guys are saying to customers, now that the world is ending?

"Yeah, I tried calling in. But my boss told me I was fine and they needed me."

 

[MECH-lift]

great job this morning UPS ....hurry up and get the rentals and helpers back

 

[olroadbeech]

look at the bright side.

you'll most like survive cv and lose weight at the same time.

 

[deeztier]

just need to know you're alive so i can sign for you

 

[Signature Only]

From 9 to 9 I have to spend my time in a truck
My company's so greedy, they don't give a friend...k
The only thing that helps to keep insanity away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo beach someday

 

[542thruNthru]

From 9 to 9 I have to spend my time in a truck
My company's so greedy, they don't give a friend...k
The only thing that helps to keep insanity away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo beach someday

Drop the beat!

 

[eats packages]

great job this morning UPS ....hurry up and get the rentals and helpers back

We don't have rentals or helpers, only the most idiotic delayed start times I've seen. Someone in the region is trying to pull a rabbit out of a hat.