Last is first

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Place kickers are often a huge part of their team's success (or failure).

 

[oldngray]

Failure is not an option. Let a LB kick the ball.

 

[moreluck]

Ball and cock assembly goes in the toilet tank.

 

[Bonbon]

Tank would be a blast to drive

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Drive was a forgettable movie.

 

[Bonbon]

Movies are your thing huh?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Huh is a very hard word to start a sentence with.

 

[Bonbon]

With that thought in mind, it was chosen.

 

[over9five]

With that thought in mind, it was chosen.

Chosen rhymes with Frozen, which is a movie for children.

 

[moreluck]

Children are a lot of work!

 

[Operational needs]

Children bring life to a house.

 

[moreluck]

Children are a lot of work!

Work is calling!

 

[over9five]

Calling in sick, I've had it with Peak!!!

 

[Operational needs]

Calling in sick, I've had it with Peak!!!

Peak for you is two loads instead of one?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Calling in sick, I've had it with Peak!!!

Peak is just starting

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Peak for you is two loads instead of one?

One is the loneliest number.

 

[moreluck]

Peak for you is two loads instead of one?

One nation under God.

 

[Operational needs]

God will sort it all out.

 

[moreluck]

God will sort it all out.

Out of ink, damn!

 

[over9five]

Out of ink, damn!

Damn, ON, that was harsh!