MAN BURNS 1 MILLION IN CASH!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Wally, Feb 6, 2020.

  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  2. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Rather than burning it, why didn't the fool do some day trading or buy some futures?
     
  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Bitcoin
     
  4. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Anything. You might lose but maybe you make a bundle.
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Do you want to slow dance with me ??
     
  6. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    Put it all on red.
     
  7. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Odds are he never burned the money. Stashed it somewhere.
     
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  8. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    He's Canadian, now that explains it all.
     
  9. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    I hope he really did burn it.
     
  10. Wrong

    Wrong :))

  11. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    Pilosi
     
  12. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Or he could just be an awhole.
     
  13. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Nah
     
  14. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

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  15. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Lucky he didn't die!
     
  16. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Oh. He can’t die. Dude’s blown himself up, burned himself up, lives in filth, scraps in dumpsters, shoots up, smokes up, F’s nasty street hookers after letting his tongue bathe them (if you know what I mean)...
    Nah. He’s going to outlive the other species of cockroaches.
     
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  17. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Wow, never saw a court order a dope fiend to split his drugs with a sibling before.
     
  18. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    Inheritance money.
     
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  19. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    No way!
     
  20. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Dope? No, soda!