MAN BURNS 1 MILLION IN CASH!

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Rather than burning it, why didn't the fool do some day trading or buy some futures?
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I had a buddy blow through $120k worth of coke before he was ordered by the court to split it with his step sister.

I had always fantasized about blowing that kind of money on dope. Seeing him do it made it far less appealing than the fantasy.
Lucky he didn't die!
 

bbsam

Moderator
Staff member
Lucky he didn't die!
Oh. He can’t die. Dude’s blown himself up, burned himself up, lives in filth, scraps in dumpsters, shoots up, smokes up, friend’s nasty street hookers after letting his tongue bathe them (if you know what I mean)...
Nah. He’s going to outlive the other species of cockroaches.
 

vantexan

Well-Known Member
I had a buddy blow through $120k worth of coke before he was ordered by the court to split it with his step sister.

I had always fantasized about blowing that kind of money on dope. Seeing him do it made it far less appealing than the fantasy.
Wow, never saw a court order a dope fiend to split his drugs with a sibling before.
 
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