Man, I can't wait until I'm a driver

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Hateworkingaspreload, May 15, 2016.

  1. When I did helper outside of peak season, they paid me $67/hour. I was able to do 8 hours in one day on a mall route, I jizzed my pants when I got that paycheck for just that one day + my driver plugged me with an extra 30 mins( I drove home from the mall and he didn't clock me out until he got back to the hub)

    But WAIT! THATS NOT ALL. Holy :censored2:, I was ringing this doorbell and wondering wtf is taking so long and I rang at least 5x before leaving bcuz I just knew a hot lady in Yoga pants and long V with some nice :censored2: titties was gonna answer. And bam bam winner winner chicken dinner, I dropped the package on the floor while handing it to her and said "oops". She said she got it and bent over in front of me and picked it up! Long story short, walking back from the door to my truck, I stained my pants.

    God, I can't wait until I'm a driver. (Only gotta beat the lady in my hub with 1986 seniority, EZpz) Inb4 I get a route in da Hood.
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  2. Btw I love this forum and everyone in it, even the :censored2: hole ones
  3. UPyourS

    UPyourS Member

    $67 an hour I doubt that especially being only a jumper. But nice story about the hot chick lol
  4. I'm serious, it might have been a mistake. It was handed to me by one of the drivers supervisors or whoever the guy that gives you guys the PCM's outside the hub. He was surprised too, he opened it up and looked at it himself before handing it to me
  5. UPyourS

    UPyourS Member

    Nice!! Next time keep it to yourself. They just might make that same nice mistake. Lol. Who knows.
  6. I was telling my driver about it and he Told me that they might just end up taking it out of your next paychecks but they never did. :)

    Hot lady story was true except the dropping package part, staining my pants was legit THO

    I dropped over the steps and got dirt on my pants
  7. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    you and the driver should be fired for dishonesty with the extra 30 minutes on your time card. glad i don't have to work with people like you anymore.
  8. Mustacheyouaquestion

    Mustacheyouaquestion 60 minute lunch

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  9. DumbTruckDriver

    DumbTruckDriver Allergic to cardboard.

    Both. It's both.
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  10. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    There is NO way anyone at UPS would rip open your check, look at it, and then hand it to you, all while you watched them do it. Nice try!
  11. McGee

    McGee Well-Known Member

  12. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    troll alert troll alert troll alert
  13. cheryl

    cheryl I started this. Staff Member

    Hello. My name is cheryl. I'm the one that put you in the mod queue. Post sensibly and I will be the one that takes you out of the mod queue.

    TROLLING. What is trolling? Making extreme rude, disparaging or inflammatory comments just to get an emotional response. If you see someone "trolling" please use the report link to alert the moderators/troll catchers.
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  14. NonDeliverOtherMissed

    NonDeliverOtherMissed Active Member

    So dumb it's not even funny, can't believe I just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading this. Get a life, Bro.
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  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Do you still have those pants...not washed of course?
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  16. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member

    That is when I throw both of my pens out of my front pocket, diad and all delivery notices on the floor..... ooopsssss, can you help me.....
    was a penthouse story I never submitted... hhahahahhahahaha
  17. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    Thanks, I can't stand you either!
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  18. Lineandinitial

    Lineandinitial Active Member

    Why isn't POS gone then?
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  19. cheryl

    cheryl I started this. Staff Member

    I don't get the reference but I haven't noticed any posts ever reported by you.
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  20. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Hmmmm do you even work here? Our paper checks are sealed when our names and addresses printed on the outside. I couldn't imagine a supervisor having the balls to open an employee's check. And 67 an hour??? Sure