MAN KILLED BY HIS OWN C OCK!

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  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  2. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

    I see CNN has really fallen on hard times if this is lead story of the day.
     
  3. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    Did he bleed to death trying to spell out his name? Saripalli Chanavenkateshwaram Rao,
     
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  4. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    Let this be a lesson. Never travel with a loaded gun or a fightingcock that is equipped with its razor attachments.
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    C0cks can be dangerous
     
  6. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    Always bring a gun to a c o ck fight
     
  7. Future

    Future Victory Ride

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  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Got to tap around this but stroke was involved.
     
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Can't say c0ck but don't forget you can say fag.
     
  10. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    @Wrong was invited to a cockfight. He stayed up all night greasing his zipper.
     
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  11. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    those indians are always trying to figure out ways to die..

    I lived in south east asia for a couple years. not too far from India. people over there LOVE to gamble on just about anything.

    we used to go out to the rice paddies and catch bettas ( siamese fighting fish ) and would sell them for a dollar. they bet on those fish fighting also.

    fish , roosters, , people , not so much dogs because they ate them.
     
  12. You get FMLA from UPS?
     
  13. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    You can also say whore, bitch and hoe. @vantexan wouldn't be able to talk about his wife other wise.
     
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  14. Boywondr

    Boywondr The truth never changes.

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  15. Boywondr

    Boywondr The truth never changes.

    Phag
     
  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Dick
     
  17. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    Kitty kitty
     
  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    pusillanimous cat
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Can't say pusillanimous but can say dick
     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Did I just quite myself ?