Ok, I know there are many of these out there, so who's got some good ones they heard from their center manager or on-car sup that really made you say What book did you learn that from? one of my favorites went like this.
Sup: Send in Eta to building WITH TIME.
Me: Am going to be over 9.5 by 15 minutes.
Sup: I need 15 minutes
Me: I need 15 less stops.
Sup: Need you to make 9.5
Me: Sorry
And after booking off sick.......
Me: I wont be in....too sick.
Sup: Need you to work through it, I'll see you at 0830.
Me: I'm sorry, can't.
Sup: Can't you take something?
I know they got a job to do, but sometimes what they say just really cracks me up. One of these days I'm gonna write a book full of these quotes and sell it. Oh, wait.....I'd probably get sued for copyright infringement.
Sup: Send in Eta to building WITH TIME.
Me: Am going to be over 9.5 by 15 minutes.
Sup: I need 15 minutes
Me: I need 15 less stops.
Sup: Need you to make 9.5
Me: Sorry
And after booking off sick.......
Me: I wont be in....too sick.
Sup: Need you to work through it, I'll see you at 0830.
Me: I'm sorry, can't.
Sup: Can't you take something?
I know they got a job to do, but sometimes what they say just really cracks me up. One of these days I'm gonna write a book full of these quotes and sell it. Oh, wait.....I'd probably get sued for copyright infringement.