Massive Raises

Discussion in 'UPS Partners' started by Brown Frown, Mar 22, 2011.

  1. Brown Frown

    Brown Frown New Member

  2. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    He deserves a lot more,I'm gonna skip my break from now on and donate it to him.
  3. FracusBrown

    FracusBrown Ponies and Planes

    Everyone is getting 73%*

    * 73% of 4.25% also known as 3% which is roughly equal to the 2.1% inflation rate plus the .5% lost on the 401k match. Net gain .4% (4/10s of one percent).This is a special offer for well qualified strong performers only.
  4. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Ok that clarifies everything.I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in then evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm going to ask you to marry me, if that's o.k. with you. Just don't say anything. You've made me very happy.~

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  5. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Steve Martin and Bernadette Peters in The Jerk
  6. steward71

    steward71 Active Member

    I'm going to unload faster so he does not go hungry so he can have more of my pay.
  7. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    I promised not to be a smartass, but this isn't helping.
  8. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Who cares what he makes. I make over 80k a year + about 30k in benefits. Not bad at all
  9. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    yeah... just think,,, we get about .30 plus and hour raise come summer