Mckinsey has begun corporate layoffs

[Throwaway098]

I am a low level analyst working out of the corporate office at 55 in sandy springs.

Our VP warned us of possible layoffs company wide weeks ago to prepare.

Ever seen office space? McKinsey consultants have already begun interviewing random people. UPS baby!

 

[CoolStoryBro]

Huh. Neat.

Coolstorybro

 

[dookie stain]

 

[Throwaway098]

You will hear it in the news soon. People on my team have already been interviewed in between meetings.

 

[Re-Raise]

You will hear it in the news soon. People on my team have already been interviewed in between meetings.

 

[silenze]

 

[Catatonic]

You will hear it in the news soon. People on my team have already been interviewed in between meetings.

Sorry to hear.
There are better companies to work for than UPS.
UPS will look good on a resume.

 

[Indecisi0n]

What's your height and weight?

 

[TearsInRain]

better you than me

this is one reason i've cultivated a bunch of golden parachutes in case i ever get drummed out of IE

from preload i came, to preload one day i know i will return

 

[Jackburton]

They tell the drivers volume isn't high enough to put routes in either. They manufacture way to eliminate employees and instill fear in them to squeeze more production/longer hours.

When you stop living in fear of losing your job, and realize there's another life outside, working here and listening to the constant crap spewed from their sewage pipes becomes easier to take.

This, of course, also means you live within your means and have a plan B at all times. At the end of the day, you're nothing but a freelance employee, you or the company can decide one day to go your separate ways.

 

[Rick Ross]

Your problem is that you are low level....the brain trust at Sandy Springs will be sure to take all the salaries they save and keep it for themselves. Typical corporate greed from the higher ups.

Good luck if you do get cut.

 

[Daf]

There is a i.e. Guy in my building that doesn't do anything. Tell them to cut him. It will save a ton of money.

 

[Wally]

I am a low level analyst working out of the corporate office at 55 in sandy springs.

Our VP warned us of possible layoffs company wide weeks ago to prepare.

Ever seen office space? McKinsey consultants have already begun interviewing random people. UPS baby!

Act like you don't give a darn! Either that or write down the McKinsey consultant's names before the interview. Let them know your attorney advised you to do this, "just in case".
Have a file with some legal letterhead on it when you go in.

 

[Staydryitsraining]

What is this McKinsey you speak of?

 

[Richard Harrow]

What exactly does a low level analyst do?

To this package monkey, it sounds like you are surplus requirements.

 

[CoryAndTrevor]

What exactly does a low level analyst do?

To this package monkey, it sounds like you are surplus requirements.

I imagine they analyze whether or not package monkeys are worth their pay.

 

[burrheadd]

What exactly does a low level analyst do?

To this package monkey, it sounds like you are surplus requirements.

They break in the chairs

For the high level chair spinners

 

[Ghost in the Darkness]

Meanwhile its peak week at my center.

 

[Two Tokes]

I am a low level analyst working out of the corporate office at 55 in sandy springs.

Our VP warned us of possible layoffs company wide weeks ago to prepare.

Ever seen office space? McKinsey consultants have already begun interviewing random people. UPS baby!

Good You should have stayed an hourly

 

[Dracula]

McKinsey is the biggest joke in the corporate world.