Monday is the day

Ancient Alien

UPS Vacation
I’m buying beers for everyone. Can you guess why? Name the reason in replies below and I promise to acknowledge the correct response. Hint: many people have guessed and asked me this question.
You've been at UPS for over 5-years and you were dining out with your friends and wife and saw a table of 22.4 co-workers you're going to pick up the their tab because you're like all employees that have been at UPS for several years and all you care & love for is our new hires, the 22.4's... the brand new pre-loaders, the off the street drivers...so much so you're willing to trade your livelihood for the brand new millennial walking into UPS.

Monday you have a sit down with your wife & let her know. You're risking it all for Brandon who's starting Monday and ask for her support of if & when you lose your new house and hafta apply at T@rget.

It's all about the 22.4's. May they all prosper, even if you do not. God bless the new hires. Vote No!
 
You've been at UPS for over 5-years and you were dining out with your friends and wife and saw a table of 22.4 co-workers you're going to pick up the their tab because you're like all employees that have been at UPS for several years and all you care & love for is our new hires, the 22.4's... the brand new pre-loaders, the off the street drivers...so much so you're willing to trade your livelihood for the brand new millennial walking into UPS.

Monday you have a sit down with your wife & let her know. You're risking it all for Brandon who's starting Monday and ask for her support of if & when you lose your new house and hafta apply at T@rget.

It's all about the 22.4's. May they all prosper, even if you do not. God bless the new hires. Vote No!
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DumbTruckDriver

Allergic to cardboard.
You've been at UPS for over 5-years and you were dining out with your friends and wife and saw a table of 22.4 co-workers you're going to pick up the their tab because you're like all employees that have been at UPS for several years and all you care & love for is our new hires, the 22.4's... the brand new pre-loaders, the off the street drivers...so much so you're willing to trade your livelihood for the brand new millennial walking into UPS.

Monday you have a sit down with your wife & let her know. You're risking it all for Brandon who's starting Monday and ask for her support of if & when you lose your new house and hafta apply at T@rget.

It's all about the 22.4's. May they all prosper, even if you do not. God bless the new hires. Vote No!
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Brohn Bron

Well-Known Member
You've been at UPS for over 5-years and you were dining out with your friends and wife and saw a table of 22.4 co-workers you're going to pick up the their tab because you're like all employees that have been at UPS for several years and all you care & love for is our new hires, the 22.4's... the brand new pre-loaders, the off the street drivers...so much so you're willing to trade your livelihood for the brand new millennial walking into UPS.

Monday you have a sit down with your wife & let her know. You're risking it all for Brandon who's starting Monday and ask for her support of if & when you lose your new house and hafta apply at T@rget.

It's all about the 22.4's. May they all prosper, even if you do not. God bless the new hires. Vote No!

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