My name's Hal, Hal Atosis

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Shifting Contents, May 14, 2015.

  1. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    Used to deliver 20 boxes of supplies once a month to this business. Would hand cart them in and put them in a back room. Same guy signed everytime. Once a month.

    For some reason this month the supplies hve come two at a time everyday this week. I carry them in now which has allowed me to get a little closer to the guy who opens the locked storage room and signs for me.

    His goddamned breathe neary knocked me down on Monday, and Tuesday, and Wednesday and, you guessed it, today.

    Has anyone ever encountered something like this and said something or have you just let it go?
  2. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

  3. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

    I have a few dungtongues on my area that I feel like leaving mints taped to their boxes.
  4. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    Ala leaving treats on top of boxes for the good dogs on area
  5. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    I deliver to a Vietnamese guy that I swear he eats dog crap for breakfast. My helper almost puked when he walked in back during peak.
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  6. SCV good to go sir.

    SCV good to go sir. Active Member

    I tend to let these things go. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET IIIIT-


    I lack the tact and grace to resolve this types of situations amicably.
  7. I dab a small amount of Vicks Vapor Rub under my nose when I know I'll be around a smelly person. It seriously saves the day!
  8. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Some people get tonsil stones (youtube it). That is probably what you smell.
  9. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    I sometimes deliver to a porn-store owned by an Asian dude - whole place smells like natto.

    Mostly it's fine, unless I need a COD.
  10. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    Also, why do (physical brick-and-morter) porn-stores still exist?

    Maybe this place is a front?!
  11. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    I'm just glad I haven't delivered to Suq Madiq, Liqa Madiq or Munchma Quchi. Would be way too much for me.

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  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Some people simply have poor oral hygiene. That is most likely what you smell.
  13. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Eat tons of garlic, curry, or onions, and whammo!
  14. wide load

    wide load 4 10’s without OT is a concession.

    Halitosis is a symptom of diabetes. Also, poor salivary glands can give you halitosis.
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  15. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

  16. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

    "I'm Stevie, Stevie Jonowskie." Haha. Love Eastbound.
  17. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

    Anyone who has never seen Eastbound and Down needs to check it out. 4 seasons but the 3rd is the best.
  18. I remember in season 4 when KP tells Dontell off, he's like "Your breath is kicking dog, smells like you've been chewing on buttholes all day" haha had me cracking up!
  19. Stopher

    Stopher Active Member

    Haha. Great stuff but you can't beat the Ashley Schaefer scenes.