Near Brown incident

[Brown Biscuit]

My biggest fear since I started driving in January happened today. I deliver in a very busy area of downtown and had my push-cart full of packages...when suddenly that Chipotle I ate for lunch came full circle and I literally had to run to the nearest building with a quivering b-hole and hope they had a bathroom for me to use. I was past my usual "go-to" spots. At least I have a new one HA.

 

[cosmo1]

Freaking hilarious.

Thanks (not really) for sharing.

 

[rod]

when it drops into the launch zone-----action must be taken

 

[ManInBrown]

I thought you were going to say the cart was loaded and everything fell off in a mad rush of people.

 

[Rack em]

Poop in a Gatorade bottle like the rest of us!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I normally just open up the battery box on the step and drop one in there.

 

[MyTripisCut]

C'mon man, no Chipotle at work.....rookie!

 

[Indecisi0n]

No taco Bell either.

 

[Over 70]

I normally just open up the battery box on the step and drop one in there.

@1BROWNWRENCH

 

[WorknLateHuh]

My biggest fear since I started driving in January happened today.

i thought you were going to say, "The cart was loaded and i delivered them in Orion order."

 

[The Driver]

My biggest fear since I started driving in January happened today. I deliver in a very busy area of downtown and had my push-cart full of packages...when suddenly that Chipotle I ate for lunch came full circle and I literally had to run to the nearest building with a quivering b-hole and hope they had a bathroom for me to use. I was past my usual "go-to" spots. At least I have a new one HA.

I learned my lesson with Chipotle. Never, ever again.

 

[Johney]

So who watched your cart full of UPS property while all this was going on? You pull it into the stall with you?

 

[barnyard]

Several years ago, I got food poisoning from an ice cream cone from a machine that had not been cleaned. I bought the cone from the last town the rural route delivered before heading out into the country for a 2 hour loop. Thankfully, the corn was tall. I had to stop 5 times. I downed all the Imodium I had in my lunchbox (4 I think). I finished the route, took my lunch at home to take a shower. Took a shower, got out of the shower and threw up.

I called and asked if someone could drive my car home and drive the package car back to the center. Nope. So I drove back and abandoned the car in the parking lot. Went home and threw up a few more times.

It was way more horrible than the average trip to rumble town.

 

[Wally]

Fake story.

 

[ibleedbrown]

next time just take the dump in a tote box and keep it moving!

 

[Brown Biscuit]

It was an office building so the UPS property was safe for a few minutes

 

[silenze]

That's what the little trash can is for

 

[Indecisi0n]

That's what the little trash can is for

Line with a DR bag and let her blow! Afterwards throw the bag out on the highway so a prisoner will have to pick it up while doing community service.

 

[barnyard]

I throw my 'bags of death' in an unsuspecting dumpster.