New T-Shirt For UPSers

What t-shirt would you wear? i am about to create a few. Was thinking about:

-Because EDD says so!

-Left turns are for the Post Office

-United Parcel Numbers

- NI3

-I know the methods:
1: STACK
2: Jam in truck
3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2

-Usually Parked Stupid

- I survived the Iron Maiden
(insert picture of an 800)

- The Few
The proud
The over
allowed


- "Scan- Don't stare"

- "No time to talk, I have a hot load!"

- "Nothin' like a nice set!"

- "Stop staring at my set!" for girls

- Do you prefer delivery in the front or the rear?

- "Drive that package home, baby"

- "Misloads Happen" On the front...

"Get Over It!" On the back.

Let me know what do you think guys.

Thanks
 

bleedinbrown58

That’s Craptacular
What t-shirt would you wear? i am about to create a few. Was thinking about:

-Because EDD says so!

-Left turns are for the Post Office

-United Parcel Numbers

- NI3

-I know the methods:
1: STACK
2: Jam in truck
3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2

-Usually Parked Stupid

- I survived the Iron Maiden
(insert picture of an 800)

- The Few
The proud
The over
allowed


- "Scan- Don't stare"

- "No time to talk, I have a hot load!"

- "Nothin' like a nice set!"

- "Stop staring at my set!" for girls

- Do you prefer delivery in the front or the rear?

- "Drive that package home, baby"

- "Misloads Happen" On the front...

"Get Over It!" On the back.

Let me know what do you think guys.

Thanks
Picture of a driver belly flopping over packages in a stacked out PC...the back reads "because ORION knows best"
 

Jackburton

Gone Fish'n
Front: Three points of contact off the clock
Picture : hand prints on sides, arrow pointing down

Back: same as above but on the clock in place of off.
 

Fedex Guy

Well-Known Member
What t-shirt would you wear? i am about to create a few. Was thinking about:

-Because EDD says so!

-Left turns are for the Post Office

-United Parcel Numbers

- NI3

-I know the methods:
1: STACK
2: Jam in truck
3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2

-Usually Parked Stupid

- I survived the Iron Maiden
(insert picture of an 800)

- The Few
The proud
The over
allowed


- "Scan- Don't stare"

- "No time to talk, I have a hot load!"

- "Nothin' like a nice set!"

- "Stop staring at my set!" for girls

- Do you prefer delivery in the front or the rear?

- "Drive that package home, baby"

- "Misloads Happen" On the front...

"Get Over It!" On the back.

Let me know what do you think guys.

Thanks

Safe by chance, not by choice!
 
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