New time standard under consideration

[The Driver]

After they establish the allowance ie will just subtract 10 mins from it anyway. Take all the time you want. Crap your brains out!

Today is Sunday which means I've already dropped off the kids 3 times.

 

[Brownslave688]

Always wipe front to back . I went back to front once and my balls smelled for a week.

So it matched the smell of the shaft?

 

[Indecisi0n]

So it matched the smell of the shaft?

You tell me ...

 

[watdaflock?]

If the thread's dumb then don't dumb it down farther by posting your own dumb comment. Dummy

Hi pot! Meet kettle.

 

[rod]

I've been documenting my poops for years.

 

[KOG72]

How do you know what your balls smell like? Impressive talent

He doesn’t have a backbone

 

[Maplewood]

UPS will be performing a work study on how you wipe your ass. They will create a standardized procedure that would be fast and economical (1sheet maximum). The IE (Industrial Engineering but I call them Intercourse and Exercise because after they screw you they give you the runaround) will have their hands full (of ) measuring length, thickness, consistency and evacuation time. They will have to add an allowance for flatulence during the event too. I presume that they're going to hold a hose to your butt to measure how much gas you produce.Then they will take all the info from thousands of potty experiences and come up for a potty time allowance.

Drive time to the nearest public facility that has Hot running water to wash our hands is obviously included.