New Years Resolutions 2014

[Anonymous 10]

Make a spot in the basement to store my wifes new elliptical trainer when she's done with it in about 4 weeks. No way I'm ever lugging that thing out of the house. When I retire it will be sold with the house.

I bought the wife one a couple years back. I've moved it from the upstairs too the basement. It's a pain in the ass but " I " like using it. Going to get on it in about a half an hour.
This is the first Christmas season I've actually lost weight. I'm going to keep it up and try and look hot.

 

[bottomups]

If my wife starts to look too hot I'll have to borrow Cach's popcycle stick and electrical tape!

 

[oldngray]

Make a spot in the basement to store my wifes new elliptical trainer when she's done with it in about 4 weeks. No way I'm ever lugging that thing out of the house. When I retire it will be sold with the house.

My new elliptical came today at 8:30 am by FedEx (free Amazon delivery) when the lazy bums at UPS hadn't even started working. I took apart my old one to throw out. It was worn out ( I saw metal shavings in the flywheel) but at least it shows I was using it. It took 2 hours to assemble the new machine with instructions (badly) translated from Chinese.

 

[Anonymous 10]

If my wife starts to look too hot I'll have to borrow Cach's popcycle stick and electrical tape!

What does it do??

 

[brownmonster]

If my wife starts to look too hot I'll have to borrow Cach's popcycle stick and electrical tape!

My wife always tells me if she looked any better she wouldn't be with me.

 

[cachsux]

If my wife starts to look too hot I'll have to borrow Cach's popcycle stick and electrical tape!

What does it do??

It keeps the party going past the point that Viagra can't.

 

[Anonymous 10]

It keeps the party going past the point that Viagra can't.

I can't go that long anymore. I'd need a sandwich or something in between.

 

[Anonymous 10]

My wife always tells me if she looked any better she wouldn't be with me.

That just made me laugh brother. Thank you.

 

[gingerkat]

I'm going to live life hard and fast! I've spent most of my life trying to do the "right" thing, now it's time to do a little wrong, but in the right way!

 

[oldngray]

I'm going to live life hard and fast! I've spent most of my life trying to do the "right" thing, now it's time to do a little wrong, but in the right way!

2 wrongs make a right?

 

[cachsux]

I'm going to live life hard and fast! I've spent most of my life trying to do the "right" thing, now it's time to do a little wrong, but in the right way!

Because I'm the first here I am obligated to issue the standard "Pictures required for proof" BC statement.

 

[gingerkat]

Oh just ask Ovah, but just not the nudie

I'm just an old cat lady...

 

[gingerkat]

2 wrongs make a right?

yes, yes, yes, someone finally gets me!

 

[oldngray]

Oh just ask Ovah, but just not the nudie

I'm just an old cat lady...

 

[Tired Driver]

Back on topic. Less working off the clock, less favors for management ( always bites in the butt later), start show up to work 10 minutes before start, and not 05 ing to bring in air or ground.

 

[anonymous6]

work less, sleep more, and eat right.