Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[MyTripisCut]

Well this is whats funny.

I needed to find some door shims so I asked this girl where they were and the rest is history.
Me: Miss, looking for some door shims.
Her: What? Do I look like I work here?
Me: Yeah, don't you?
Her: You're real observant aren't you?
Me: Well what kind of walks around HD wearing an orange smock? You had to know someone would come up and ask you something.
Her: It's not a smock and it doesnt say HD.
Me: You're right, I should have asked you where the camping supplies were since it looked like you are wearing a tent you mumu.
Her: friend* you, I just had a kid
Me: Thanks, you got a long way to shed that baby fat B*.


I kinda felt bad after that. I might have been out of line.

Geez.

 

[Brownslave688]

Well this is whats funny.

I needed to find some door shims so I asked this girl where they were and the rest is history.
Me: Miss, looking for some door shims.
Her: What? Do I look like I work here?
Me: Yeah, don't you?
Her: You're real observant aren't you?
Me: Well what kind of walks around HD wearing an orange smock? You had to know someone would come up and ask you something.
Her: It's not a smock and it doesnt say HD.
Me: You're right, I should have asked you where the camping supplies were since it looked like you are wearing a tent you mumu.
Her: friend* you, I just had a kid
Me: Thanks, you got a long way to shed that baby fat B*.


I kinda felt bad after that. I might have been out of line.

I'm in ing tears. Lmao


She deserved it.

 

[Operational needs]

That's just wrong

You know he's a freak. Lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You know he's a freak. Lol.

We know

 

[Brownslave688]

Because we aren't looking at porn.

Well it might be open in one of my other tabs.

 

[scooby0048]

Geez.

Well, I was nice at first until she insulted my observation skills!

 

[Brownslave688]

You know he's a freak. Lol.

Ain't no woman ever complained to me about a nice tossed salad.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Well it might be open in one of my other tabs.

Seriously I rarely look at that stuff anymore

 

[Brownslave688]

Well, I was nice at first until she insulted my observation skills!

Exactly. Like I said she deserved it.

 

[Operational needs]

H

Hi

Hi.

 

[scooby0048]

I'm in ing tears. Lmao


She deserved it.

Right! All the people who work in the store and I gotta come across this mumu wearing an imposter HD smock.

 

[Brownslave688]

Seriously I rarely look at that stuff anymore

you should try it. It's a lot less than work than the nickle and turn the handle you're used to.

 

[Brownslave688]

Right! All the people who work in the store and I gotta come across this mumu wearing an imposter HD smock.

What was the orange thing?

 

[Operational needs]

Well this is whats funny.

I needed to find some door shims so I asked this girl where they were and the rest is history.
Me: Miss, looking for some door shims.
Her: What? Do I look like I work here?
Me: Yeah, don't you?
Her: You're real observant aren't you?
Me: Well what kind of walks around HD wearing an orange smock? You had to know someone would come up and ask you something.
Her: It's not a smock and it doesnt say HD.
Me: You're right, I should have asked you where the camping supplies were since it looked like you are wearing a tent you mumu.
Her: friend* you, I just had a kid
Me: Thanks, you got a long way to shed that baby fat B*.


I kinda felt bad after that. I might have been out of line.

OMG!!! LMAO!!

 

[Future]

@FrigidFTSup
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I know that street ....LMAO

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

you should try it. It's a lot less than work than the nickle and turn the handle you're used to.

It keeps me in shape

 

[Brownslave688]

OMG!!! LMAO!!

I suddenly feel like a saint.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I know that street ....LMAO

I posted that earlier lol

 

[Future]

Well this is whats funny.

I needed to find some door shims so I asked this girl where they were and the rest is history.
Me: Miss, looking for some door shims.
Her: What? Do I look like I work here?
Me: Yeah, don't you?
Her: You're real observant aren't you?
Me: Well what kind of walks around HD wearing an orange smock? You had to know someone would come up and ask you something.
Her: It's not a smock and it doesnt say HD.
Me: You're right, I should have asked you where the camping supplies were since it looked like you are wearing a tent you mumu.
Her: friend* you, I just had a kid
Me: Thanks, you got a long way to shed that baby fat B*.


I kinda felt bad after that. I might have been out of line.

Not at all....it's the proper thing to do

 

[scooby0048]

What was the orange thing?

IDFK...she said it's not a smock so what else could it be?


Oh ! It just occurred to me, I bet it was one of those breast feeding shirts that break away or something.