Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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MyTripisCut

Tiyeeee-gyyyeah!
When we first got our hot tub first night in my wife asked what kind of stuffed animal did you give the dogs? I said I didn't they were tossing a opossum around like a rag doll. Got out of the tub, got the dogs in, wife in the house went out with a shovel and a flashlight. Effing thing sat up and looked at me like why are you bothering with my fun? I took off like rod
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I had one of those trapped in my garage last year. When I noticed him I was between him and the door and he wanted out----Old Rod moved like greased lightning that day.
Not as mean as a coon. I shot one under my father in laws deck about 7 times with a .22 before the little SOB quit hissing and charging.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Every time I go there, they are always out of what I want. One time they were out of 3 things I wanted.
I only go when the never ending pasta bowl is going on.


Then I get banned about 4 hours later and have to find a different one next time.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
When we first got our hot tub first night in my wife asked what kind of stuffed animal did you give the dogs? I said I didn't they were tossing a opossum around like a rag doll. Got out of the tub, got the dogs in, wife in the house went out with a shovel and a flashlight. Effing thing sat up and looked at me like why are you bothering with my fun? I took off like rod
Lol I'm trying to figure out at what point you put clothes on though.
 
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