Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Either you or your wife's maiden name ends in a vowel.It was stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella, messy
Either you or your wife's maiden name ends in a vowel.It was stuffed with prosciutto and mozzarella, messy
When he took his pants off?I bet she didn't even notice that.![]()
What's big D gonna do with that? Fight off giant man eating squirrels?
She didn't make it, it was left overs we went out to eat last night.Yep my wife makes those too.
Don't worry she noticed they see and hear all even when they are miles away I think it's some kind of 7th senseWe are that way with spoons.
I'm still on the fence as to if a fork was really needed.
Now if said dishwasher emptying had led to wife being super happy then banging your brains it I would have to say ok. But she didn't even notice.
I usually slap her in the face with it. Kinda hard to ignore then.When he took his pants off?
Her leftovers I hope. If not what kind of man are you? Not finishing you plateShe didn't make it, it was left overs we went out to eat last night.
Flip her over and she won't forget.I usually slap her in the face with it. Kinda hard to ignore then.
Lick it clean.Her leftovers I hope. If not what kind of man are you? Not finishing you plate
Rookie.
I would of.
I keep getting confuse if we are still talking about big D wife or not.Lick it clean.
Plus I had bread and salad 3 drinks... WtfI would of.
And been miserable
For the rest of the night n
Bread and drinks always get me.Plus I had bread and salad 3 drinks... Wtf
Try working..Ok I got to hit the hay boys and girls. I think I posted enough today.
Anyone got a count on me?
Oh and FYI you all are killing my cellphone bill.
If I stay at home it's on wifi. If I work it's all data.Try working..
Of course.I keep getting confuse if we are still talking about big D wife or not.