Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[Operational needs]

Sorry, very pregnant lady, but i am incapable of bringing your 120 lb box that's longer than I am tall, to your front door. I would like to walk upright when I'm old. Don't look so irritated.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You still at the same stop you were at an hour ago to get a second helping?

I accidentally forgot a package.... Oops

 

[rod]

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Sorry, very pregnant lady, but i am incapable of bringing your 120 lb box that's longer than I am tall, to your front door. I would like to walk upright when I'm old. Don't look so irritated.

call for help---its in your contract

 

[Brownslave688]

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Sorry, very pregnant lady, but i am incapable of bringing your 120 lb box that's longer than I am tall, to your front door. I would like to walk upright when I'm old. Don't look so irritated.

Yes I'm sorry I am not a furnitire delivery man. As much as you'd like me to be.

 

[Brownslave688]

call for help---its in your contract

 

[Operational needs]

call for help---its in your contract

Lol. Funny. We have no contract and I'm on my own out here. That's why the box was left at the BOTTOM of the stairs for her husband. Lol.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

We're gonna have to reschedule, my wonderful wife just sent me a 2 paragraph text on how insensitive I am because I forgot about her cousins christening on the same day...

Lol if you had only done the laundry.....no prob, we'll figure out a day

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I accidentally forgot a package.... Oops

I forgot my pen...had to go back for more bacon....lol

 

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Sorry, very pregnant lady, but i am incapable of bringing your 120 lb box that's longer than I am tall, to your front door. I would like to walk upright when I'm old. Don't look so irritated.

Do the "end over end" technique

 

[oldngray]

Lol. Funny. We have no contract and I'm on my own out here. That's why the box was left at the BOTTOM of the stairs for her husband. Lol.

Too often the little woman customer will offer to help but the young healthy husband will just stand there and watch or whine how about heavy it is if he makes a lame attempt to help.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I forgot my pen...had to go back for more bacon....lol

Something like that

 

[Operational needs]

Do the "end over end" technique

Yeah, not happening. Either I'm getting weak in my old age or these letters are sapping my strength.

 

[oldngray]

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Do the "end over end" technique

We call that "box walking"....lol

 

[rod]

Lol. Funny. We have no contract and I'm on my own out here. That's why the box was left at the BOTTOM of the stairs for her husband. Lol.

sorry- I didn't realize you were FedEx.

 

[rod]

Too often the little woman customer will offer to help but the young healthy husband will just stand there and watch or whine how about heavy it is if he makes a lame attempt to help.

Usually all you hear is "George has a bad ticker and can't lift it".

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Usually all you hear is "George has a bad ticker and can't lift it".

And the lazy. friend* s can't even hold the door open for you.

 

[oldngray]

Usually all you hear is "George has a bad ticker and can't lift it".

Or about how he has a bad back.

 

[upschuck]

Usually all you hear is "George has a bad ticker and can't lift it".

Here it is "back surgery". Never knew so many people have had back surgery.

 

[upschuck]

Or about how he has a bad back.

Dang you