Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[Big Arrow Down...D]

I packed my lunch last night.


Turkey and rice.



TTKU.

How the hell would I know that?

 

[Operational needs]

I like the 'free-farting' thing better. Its much more fun. Besides I'm already married to my 'trap queen'...

You want free farting, you got it. Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

How the hell would I know that?

Oh I don't know it's what I've had for lunch for the last 6 months.

 

[Brownslave688]

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You want free farting, you got it. Lol.

Thy would be my father.

 

[iowa boy]

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You want free farting, you got it. Lol.

You're so sweet OP.

At least someone cares...

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Oh I don't know it's what I've had for lunch for the last 6 months.

All the goin on in my life I'm supposed to remember what you eat for lunch...Mr. Narcissist?

 

[Operational needs]

Oh I don't know it's what I've had for lunch for the last 6 months.

Why would anyone keep up with what you've had for lunch for the past 6 months other than you?

 

[oldngray]

All the goin on in my life I'm supposed to remember what you eat for lunch...Mr. Narcissist?

Maybe he ordered pizza from Dominos?

 

[Brownslave688]

All the goin on in my life I'm supposed to remember what you eat for lunch...Mr. Narcissist?

It's ok I see where I stand. LOL

 

[iowa boy]

Thy would be my father.

Mine too. He passed all his farting knowledge down to me, so I am sharing my wealth of expertise on the subject with my teenage son.

Also, am making Mrs. iowa so proud with all this knowledge too.

 

[Brownslave688]

Maybe he ordered pizza from Dominos?

@Big Arrow Down...D was hungover yesterday cut him some slack.


His vagina was still healing.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Maybe he ordered pizza from Dominos?

McDonald's?

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

Thy would be my father.

I don't remember ever hearing my father fart. My mother on the other hand, used to get a big kick out of farting in the aisle of the grocery store to embarrass us. Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

McDonald's?

Oh here comes @Sailboat422

 

[Brownslave688]

I don't remember ever hearing my father fart. My mother on the other hand, used to get a big kick out of farting in the aisle of the grocery store to embarrass us. Lol.

My dad just walks and it comes out or can be talking to a stranger and boom. Never bats an eye though. Not sure he knows it's happening.

 

[iowa boy]

I don't remember ever hearing my father fart. My mother on the other hand, used to get a big kick out of farting in the aisle of the grocery store to embarrass us. Lol.

Remember back in the day when you had the old porcelain bathtubs and you could cut one loose and rattle the whole house?

 

[Operational needs]

My dad just walks and it comes out or can be talking to a stranger and boom. Never bats an eye though. Not sure he knows it's happening.

My mom is deaf, so I don't think she's always aware of it either. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Remember back in the day when you had the old porcelain bathtubs and you could cut one loose and rattle the whole house?

We had the tubs but I never did that. Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

Remember back in the day when you had the old porcelain bathtubs and you could cut one loose and rattle the whole house?

I have an aunt who is like wood chairs make the best farts. If you lean just right it'll rumble off there and sound 10 times louder.