Speaking of dogs. Yesterday I walked around the corner of this house and saw this huge ass german shepherd laying there. I saw he was on a chain but I didn't know how much room he had. As I put the Dish crap down it heard me and bolted at me barking.
I was like "holy sh*" so I took off and figured I'd just outrun the length of his chain. I was like "ha ha, friend* you, JESUS CHRIST THE CHAIN'S NOT TIED TO ANYTHING" and it was too late to stop now. This prick chased me across the road snarling all the way and didn't stop even after I was in the truck slamming the doors shut.
It took the neighbor to get the assh* under control because apparently the owner just off and left without their D*head dog tied to anything.