Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Not since I was 2
It grew out

Funny Story

Pops was a cop And brunette

Mom was a stay at home mom and blonde

I popped out with red hair

Mail man had red hair

Dad was getting ready for work shortly after I was born

Sees mailman coming

Sees mailman talking to mom

Walks outside with his revolver spinning the cylinder

"So shifty's mom, how about that kids red hair?"

And slams the cylinder shut


We had a new mailman the next day

FYI I'm not the mailmans

He wouldn't claim you as his own either?

 

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He wouldn't claim you as his own either?

D*

 

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How do you know? Did your mom go on Maury?

No. She went on the mailman.
TTKU

 

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How do you know? Did your mom go on Maury?

No she was adopted

She found her birth family

All gingers

 

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D*

Yes I am.
But we still almost like you more than @FrigidFTSup

 

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Yes I am.
But we still almost like you more than @FrigidFTSup

That's a mean thing to say


Everyone's more likable than that guy

Except @hyena

Can't stand that hippie

 

[Wally]

Not my cup of tea. I prefer a man with a little more age on him. I went on a date with a guy who was about 24 when I was 40. Said I would never do that again. Too young. He actually started crying real tears when talking about his son. I'm not one of those women who thinks men shouldn't cry, but really???

 

[Operational needs]

Is he rich? Lol.

 

[Future]

Well I mean I'm kind of a throw back to the olden days... A

 

[Wally]

 

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That's a mean thing to say


Everyone's more likable than that guy

Except @hyena

Can't stand that hippie

@Monkey Butt ?

 

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There was one guy that when on there and was all like

"I hope I'm the dad. I'd love to have a kid"

Not the father

Turns to girl, hugs her and says, "good luck. Call me if you need anything" and walked out

Maury and the audience didn't know what the hell to do

 

[Wally]

There was one guy that when on there and was all like

"I hope I'm the dad. I'd love to have a kid"

Not the father

Turns to girl, hugs her and says, "good luck. Call me if you need anything" and walked out

Maury and the audience didn't know what the hell to do

I like when the guy denies being the father and the baby looks exactly like him.

 

[Turdferguson]

Not since I was 2
It grew out

Funny Story

Pops was a cop And brunette

Mom was a stay at home mom and blonde

I popped out with red hair

Mail man had red hair

Dad was getting ready for work shortly after I was born

Sees mailman coming

Sees mailman talking to mom

Walks outside with his revolver spinning the cylinder

"So shifty's mom, how about that kids red hair?"

And slams the cylinder shut


We had a new mailman the next day

FYI I'm not the mailmans

I read somewhere that that is caused by eating too many carrots while pregnant

 

[Wally]

 

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@Big Arrow Down...D

 

[Wally]

 

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Good one Wally.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Not since I was 2
It grew out

Funny Story

Pops was a cop And brunette

Mom was a stay at home mom and blonde

I popped out with red hair

Mail man had red hair

Dad was getting ready for work shortly after I was born

Sees mailman coming

Sees mailman talking to mom

Walks outside with his revolver spinning the cylinder

"So shifty's mom, how about that kids red hair?"

And slams the cylinder shut


We had a new mailman the next day

FYI I'm not the mailmans

How r u so positive about that?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

He wouldn't claim you as his own either?

Boom Shaka Laka!!!!!