FrigidFTSup
Resident Suit
Using your big school words trying to be all smart and stuff. Look at me. I got my grade 10.

Using your big school words trying to be all smart and stuff. Look at me. I got my grade 10.
I pooped my pants on a fart 3 weeks ago while I was in vacation. Too many hot hot hot wings and beer And more. Err and shots. And beer and more shots and more hot wings...
I don't fart.LMFAO!!!!! Dude I'm rolling. I pooped mine after eating a Frisco burger from Hardee's. I sneezed and bombs away. Haven't had one since lol
Get a fat one
As you wishAnd no teeth you cheap bastard
Pre-rehearsed lines and to mix it up a bit.Cheap sex?
Somehow my wife thinks that is below her now . I said "well if your not gonna do it who is"...And bj's
Sure you don't!!I don't fart.
The nastier the betterAs you wish
Just didn't want to leave the room ...comfy chairDon't you have at least 2 tvs? Counting my camper I have 5. Three in the house. The wife watches her shows in the bedroom and I get the big tv in the tv room.
Liar....I don't fart.
Get one of the lot lizards @Coldworld loves so muchThe nastier the better
Oh no, like I tell my friends. Take care of yourself get your ish together. Don't get caught in a rushed rebound relationship. Have some fun.Let's see. In 2017 I've.......
1) got divorced
2) ran off girl
3) new girl isn't talking to me anymore.
My buddy told me I should try men LMFAO!
He'll be there soonWhat a guy. Getting me a fat, $3, disease riddled hooker. I love it. Anger banger here I come.
The one on the right looks skinny compared to the other 3!!!!View attachment 123670 Only the finest for silver
UnfortunatelyThe one on the right looks skinny compared to the other 3!!!!
Damn skippySomehow my wife thinks that is below her now . I said "well if your not gonna do it who is"...
I need one of those in my ups truckI dated a girl who would give me one almost every time we drove somewhere. While I was driving!!!!!
For real though!!! Wtf!!!Damn skippy