Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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KOG72

I’m full of it
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Sorry @Future i just remembered we can’t talk about sports
 

km3

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Not sports

How do you keep from shooting people sometimes?

I'm at my hotel, getting breakfast, when...

a) A guy fills his cup with orange juice, drinks the whole thing on the spot ignoring the people in line, then refills.
b) A woman waited 5 minutes for her bagel in the toaster. Right in front of it. So other people couldn't get other food items.
c) A man and a woman brought their luggage down with them, including a case so big the man could have fit inside. Why do you need luggage at breakfast at 7:20 am? Checkout is at 11.
d) The receptionist told me I couldn't bring food upstairs. I noted that there were no tables left and that on my reservation, made MONTHS ago, I requested a ground floor room. I told him if I spill it's his fault and to leave me alone.
 

km3

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How do you keep from shooting people sometimes?

I'm at my hotel, getting breakfast, when...

a) A guy fills his cup with orange juice, drinks the whole thing on the spot ignoring the people in line, then refills.
b) A woman waited 5 minutes for her bagel in the toaster. Right in front of it. So other people couldn't get other food items.
c) A man and a woman brought their luggage down with them, including a case so big the man could have fit inside. Why do you need luggage at breakfast at 7:20 am? Checkout is at 11.
d) The receptionist told me I couldn't bring food upstairs. I noted that there were no tables left and that on my reservation, made MONTHS ago, I requested a ground floor room. I told him if I spill it's his fault and to leave me alone.

This all happened in the span of about 10 minutes.
 

silverbullet2893

KILL KILL!!
How do you keep from shooting people sometimes?

I'm at my hotel, getting breakfast, when...

a) A guy fills his cup with orange juice, drinks the whole thing on the spot ignoring the people in line, then refills.
b) A woman waited 5 minutes for her bagel in the toaster. Right in front of it. So other people couldn't get other food items.
c) A man and a woman brought their luggage down with them, including a case so big the man could have fit inside. Why do you need luggage at breakfast at 7:20 am? Checkout is at 11.
d) The receptionist told me I couldn't bring food upstairs. I noted that there were no tables left and that on my reservation, made MONTHS ago, I requested a ground floor room. I told him if I spill it's his fault and to leave me alone.

Geezus. I got into with this :censored2:bag last time I stayed at a hotel. Had all 3 of his :censored2:in kids down there. Kids going ape :censored2:. I was hungover as :censored2: trying to make a waffle. He had one in the waffle maker. I was gonna get the :censored2:in thing out so I could make mine and he threw a fit. I said “hey :censored2:. This ain’t your :censored2:in kitchen. Get your :censored2: and gtfo” I was hot. I just wanted to eat and not stunner somebody lol
 
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