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Obama Endorses Biden
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Let's see how Biden does in the debates. Don't see him getting through them unscathed.
It will be fine
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Why do you think they matter?
Because if a candidate is going senile folks might not be as likely to vote for him.
It will be fine
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Didn’t stop Trump
...from beating Hillary like a drum.
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MenInBrown
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That’s how you win a state, by popular vote.
Indecisi0n
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We just got the black vote !
brownmonster
Man of Great Wisdom
And the removal of the conservative favorite Scott Walker in 2018.
BrownFlush
Woke Racist Reigning Ban King
Nothing factual about this election in Wisconsin not boding well for Trump in November.
I guess anything looks truthful to those that have been hanging to lies for the last 3 1/2 years.
BrownFlush
Woke Racist Reigning Ban King
President Barack Obama has endorsed Joe Biden for President. The endorsement comes after Bernie Sanders dropped out, Tulsi Gabbard became mathematically impossible and a potted plant with a sign hung on it saying “Vote for me,” was run over by an out-of-control forklift.
In a speech made in an irritating self-satisfied voice that was almost impossible to tolerate, Obama said, “I am pleased and proud to have no choice but to endorse the last person left in the race.
“Picking Joe Biden as my vice president was the best decision I ever made which, all right, isn’t saying much since I’m the guy who decided to give Iran 150 billion dollars and a nuclear bomb,” he continued.
“All the same, picking Joe was better than my decision to have Rocky Road ice cream served for desert on Thursdays although, come to think of it, that was pretty tasty, so maybe picking Joe was my second best decision,” he added.
Obama may have gone on to praise Biden’s character but after a while that voice of his just sounded so much like an ailing rhinoceros apologizing to Arabian tyrants for our traditions and history that most Americans zoned out and aren’t entirely sure what-all the guy said.
When it again became possible to listen to that ceaselessly depressing drone, Obama told the nation, “With Joe Biden we will turn away from a divisive politics of self-dealing and misinformation, toward a divisive politics of incompetence and abject stupidity. And that’s why I feel honored to be forced to finally break down and confess that this is what we’re stuck with.”
Bernie Sanders also endorsed Biden, saying, “Here, at last, is a man so politically inept, I should be able to squeeze concessions out of him until he sounds like Stalin, only senile.”
Meanwhile, polls continue to show that Biden would win an election against Trump if it were held today and today was a flashback from a particularly bad acid trip we took in 1967.
In a speech made in an irritating self-satisfied voice that was almost impossible to tolerate, Obama said, “I am pleased and proud to have no choice but to endorse the last person left in the race.
“Picking Joe Biden as my vice president was the best decision I ever made which, all right, isn’t saying much since I’m the guy who decided to give Iran 150 billion dollars and a nuclear bomb,” he continued.
“All the same, picking Joe was better than my decision to have Rocky Road ice cream served for desert on Thursdays although, come to think of it, that was pretty tasty, so maybe picking Joe was my second best decision,” he added.
Obama may have gone on to praise Biden’s character but after a while that voice of his just sounded so much like an ailing rhinoceros apologizing to Arabian tyrants for our traditions and history that most Americans zoned out and aren’t entirely sure what-all the guy said.
When it again became possible to listen to that ceaselessly depressing drone, Obama told the nation, “With Joe Biden we will turn away from a divisive politics of self-dealing and misinformation, toward a divisive politics of incompetence and abject stupidity. And that’s why I feel honored to be forced to finally break down and confess that this is what we’re stuck with.”
Bernie Sanders also endorsed Biden, saying, “Here, at last, is a man so politically inept, I should be able to squeeze concessions out of him until he sounds like Stalin, only senile.”
Meanwhile, polls continue to show that Biden would win an election against Trump if it were held today and today was a flashback from a particularly bad acid trip we took in 1967.
El Correcto
god is dead
I don’t think it matters. These idiots are already considering his VP the presidential candidate.
Imagine that after years of calling for the 25th amendment against Trump, they are going to elect someone they know is mentally incapacitated and will need the VP to be the one running the country.
zubenelgenubi
I'm a star
The reason more people voted 3rd party is because they didn't like either candidate. It wasn't because they thought it was "safe". I would have sworn Trump was a Democrat plant in the Republican party meant specifically to seal the deal for Hillary. I'm still not convinced it didn't start out that way.
oldngray
nowhere special
The Dems wanted Trump to be the Republican candidate because they thought Hillary could beat him.
How did that work out for them?
newfie
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Creepy Joe wouldn't be able to keep his hands off of her
newfie
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Yes them 4 million dead and illegal votes we're not enough to help even less popular hillary
She's within 30 years of age appropriate. You really think he'd go that old?
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
You are correct. Chump has been lying for 3 1/2 years.
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