Backlasher
Stronger, Faster, Browner
Learn how to train people. This means going out on the road and delivering a truck full of boxes by yourself. The person you are training does not need to be in the truck- you can tell them about it the next day.
Tell everyone that there is "unforeseen" volume and that is why everyone is heavy today.
Tell everyone to "record" a lunch, not "take" lunch.
Tell everyone that you can do the job better AND that people are lining up to take their job for less money.
Try to send three of four drivers down the same streets delivering. Then justify it.
When routes are cut and volumn dumped on remaining routes, just tell the guys working that the guys off CALLED OFF. Suckers.