moreluck
golden ticket member
*The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, "Tell me about some of the people who were here last year." (Steven Wright)
*What a nice night for an evening. (Steven Wright)
*When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!" (Steven Wright)
*Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID? (Steven Wright)
*I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. (Steven Wright)
*What a nice night for an evening. (Steven Wright)
*When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!" (Steven Wright)
*Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID? (Steven Wright)
*I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. (Steven Wright)