PASS THE EPOXY? WOMAN SEALS UP HER PRIVATES!

[Wally]

Woman glued up her own vagina in attempt to frame ex-boyfriend for crime

Vanesa Gesto accused former boyfriend Ivan Rico of kidnapping her outside her home and later abandoning her while semi-naked in the town of Bembimbre, near Leon in Spain

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Wally]

She could do Flex Seal commercials on TV. That guy with the black beard will be yelling how strong the stuff is while they show a stone mason with hammer and chisel!

 

[Operational needs]

Woman glued up her own vagina in attempt to frame ex-boyfriend for crime

Vanesa Gesto accused former boyfriend Ivan Rico of kidnapping her outside her home and later abandoning her while semi-naked in the town of Bembimbre, near Leon in Spain

www.mirror.co.uk

While that’s hilarious (not for the ex-boyfriend), how did you miss this gem? Lol.

Gwyneth Paltrow made staff smell her vagina when making her candle

Gwyneth Paltrow's staff were very dedicated to the design process of her candle 'This Smells Like My Vagina', which quickly sold out when it was released earlier this year

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Wally]

While that’s hilarious (not for the ex-boyfriend), how did you miss this gem? Lol.

Gwyneth Paltrow made staff smell her vagina when making her candle

Gwyneth Paltrow's staff were very dedicated to the design process of her candle 'This Smells Like My Vagina', which quickly sold out when it was released earlier this year

www.mirror.co.uk

Yuk

 

[sailfish]

 

[Wally]

 

[Wally]

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You better hope your wife never looks up your search history

 

[Wally]

You better hope your wife never looks up your search history

Legit news.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Legit news.

More like tabloid news

 

[Non sequitur]

Atrophy is reduction in size of cell, organ or tissue, after attaining its normal mature growth. In contrast, hypoplasia is the reduction in size of a cell, organ, or tissue that has not attained normal maturity. Atrophy is the general physiological process of reabsorption and breakdown of tissues, involving apoptosis

Wally's screen name after his wife checks his search history.

 

[burrheadd]

While that’s hilarious (not for the ex-boyfriend), how did you miss this gem? Lol.

Gwyneth Paltrow made staff smell her vagina when making her candle

Gwyneth Paltrow's staff were very dedicated to the design process of her candle 'This Smells Like My Vagina', which quickly sold out when it was released earlier this year

www.mirror.co.uk

I’am gonna need a whiff of the real thing to compare

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I’am gonna need a whiff of the real thing to compare

Be careful what you wish for

 

[burrheadd]

Be careful what you wish for

I’d have her barking like a dog

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I’d have her barking like a dog

Begging for a bone?

 

[Wally]

I’am gonna need a whiff of the real thing to compare