Quarantine survival supplies

[542thruNthru]

You forget your address bro. I'm out

Tried to have a pandemic party tomorrow but my neighbors are giant P*

 

[Babagounj]

Still haven't needed to crack open the bunker, yet.

 

[BrownArmy]

I'm stocked up on everything but beer. 6 tequilas, 8 bourbons, 4 gins, 5 vodkas, 2 scotchs, 16 champagnes(the wifes) 24 beers and 10 of those will be gone tomorrow.

So yeah I need to make a beer run tomorrow.

Wine for the wife, formula for the baby, milk for the toddler, beer for daddy.

Need more beer for daddy

 

[Non sequitur]

S

supply chain solutions

 

[bottomups]

Have to expedite my move to Colorado. First they declare dispensaries as essential businesses.
Now this:

One state that has it's priorities straight.

 

[Babagounj]

Ok, here's a burning question that has needed an answer.....How long will your TP supply last.
How Much Toilet Paper?! The Coronavirus Toilet Paper Calculator

 

[oldngray]

Ok, here's a burning question that has needed an answer.....How long will your TP supply last.
How Much Toilet Paper?! The Coronavirus Toilet Paper Calculator

I had to wonder whose ass that geek pulled his numbers out of. Depends a lot on how many women in the house.

 

[oldngray]

It’s Barack Obama's Fault There’s a Shortage of N95 Respirator Masks

 

[bottomups]

It’s Barack Obama's Fault There’s a Shortage of N95 Respirator Masks

So Chump has been POTUS for how long now? Why didn't he/his administration replenish the stockpile?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Have to expedite my move to Colorado. First they declare dispensaries as essential businesses.
Now this:
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One state that has it's priorities straight.

They are considered pharmacy's

 

[bottomups]

I had to wonder whose ass that geek pulled his numbers out of. Depends a lot on how many women in the house.

One roll that would last me a week to 10 days has a shelf life of around 4 hours if my daughter is around.

 

[Babagounj]

One roll that would last me a week to 10 days has a shelf life of around 4 hours if my daughter is around.

Tell your daughter to conserve.
You could use the old phrase........Do you think tp grows on trees ?.....hee hee

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Tell your daughter to conserve.
You could use the old phrase........Do you think tp grows on trees ?.....hee hee

I told mine you are getting rationed to three squares. Her look was priceless

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

So Chump has been POTUS for how long now? Why didn't he/his administration replenish the stockpile?

Probably the same reason that for 6 years Barack Obama didn't..... big centralized federal government doesn't work.

 

[brownmonster]

ok let boeing collapse and fk the 145000 employees that work for them then.

That's what many politicians and news channels barked while trying to save GM.

 

[brownmonster]

Tried to have a pandemic party tomorrow but my neighbors are giant P*

I still get neighbors to come over for cocktails.

 

[newfie]

That's what many politicians and news channels barked while trying to save GM.

yea I dont know what the answer is there. this government is going to piss away a ton of money one way or another.

the sad thing is If they dont do my 401 k and other investments will probably sink down in the pisser.

 

[newfie]

I still get neighbors to come over for cocktails.

thats not very patriotic

 

[brownmonster]

thats not very patriotic

I don't socialize with them, they just raid my garage refrigerator.

 

[burrheadd]

They are considered pharmacy's