Random Quips

[Dizzee]

Alaska is the state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work.

Alaska is the state with the highest percentage of well-fed bears.

 

[over9five]

Only someone who was born in the U.S. can become President

 

[rod]

Re: Random Facts

Anyone who scratches their rearend ---should not bite their finger nails

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Re: Random Facts

Anyone who scratches their rearend ---should not bite their finger nails

Or pick their nose.

 

[UPSNewbie]

Re: Random Facts

Anyone who scratches their rearend ---should not bite their finger nails

Confucius say "he who goes to sleep with an itchy bum wakes up with a stinky finger."

 

[over9five]

Re: Random Facts

Anyone who scratches their rearend ---should not bite their finger nails

Or pick their nose.

Or pick their friends nose.

 

[moreluck]

Re: Random Facts

fitting....

http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=5237&id=1

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

 

[bubsdad]

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But, you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[rod]

a crowded elevator smells different to a midget

 

[Sammie]

This world may be another planet's hell.

 

[over9five]

A .45 beats 4 aces.

 

[moreluck]

I would gladly trade in my "Caller I.D." for a "Caller I.Q."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Dig where the gold is, unless you need the exercise.

For more peace and quiet, how about a phoneless cord?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

A shut mouth gathers no foot.

 

[moreluck]

Robert Kennedy Jr. and Cheryl Hines got married this weekend.

She's an idiot. He was cheating on her while they were engaged. There are many pictures of him and the other woman. The other woman even thinks Cheryl is stupid.
He's a Kennedy horndog...........

 

[tourists24]

Robert Kennedy Jr. and Cheryl Hines got married this weekend.

She's an idiot. He was cheating on her while they were engaged. There are many pictures of him and the other woman. The other woman even thinks Cheryl is stupid.
He's a Kennedy horndog...........

Maybe not so stupid as you think..... in couple of years when they divorce just think how well she is going to make out AGAIN...lol

 

[moreluck]

 

[moreluck]

 

[Lead Belly]

Why am I here?????

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Why am I here?????

Because you are supposed to be.

 

[moreluck]