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moreluck

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a maroon?

Can you daydream at night?

Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
What is Satan's last name?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Can crop circles be square?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
 

oldngray

nowhere special
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moreluck

golden ticket member
Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

How fast do hotcakes sell?
 

moreluck

golden ticket member
I can't believe I still have a box to ship (to Phoenix). One of the three elements is arriving today and I'll need to wrap it and ship the box (finally).
Usually, if I have anything to ship, Dec 15 is my cut-off day.
 
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