OK, let's make a fresh start then. You know that Christmas stuff you love so much, it all started way, way back when. Good bye! See you never! Going, Going, GONE!
And all the religion stuff so near and dear to people's heart, you know that Baby Jesus myth stuff, rooted in bronze age myth? So let's chunk it out the door too!
All of it from Genesis to Revelation! Good riddence! Islam and Mohammad goes with it because they follow the same foundational text too. Hot damn, peace at last. No more jews and no more muslims and no more whiney christians coming to the door on Saturday morning wanting to tell me I going to hell which geez I already know that as eveyone will go to hell and spend the rest of time there together.
Oh and that big Thanksgiving thingy you love to do? No! No! No!
Goodbye!
Let's see, we'll have to change a lot of written law as well because we've got to get rid of all the "Thou shall not steal, murder or lie." To old school. We'll all be acting like Mexican drug lords! Sounds fun don't it?
As for the UN, been arguing to chunk that stuff to the curb since the 70's, where you been? You just now figuring out that American created organization is really no good after all? Wake up sleepy head!