hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
When the drivers work too late and the sups leave for a date, that's logistics.
I also play with kittens. I pick flowers. I enjoy listening to ABBA and the Carpenters. I get excited about new cleaning products that I see on infomercials. Ive only been in one fight my entire life; it was in 4th grade and I got my ass kicked. I watch chick flicks with a box of Kleenex on my lap. I am a 250 lb walking contradiction!
Keter audit I blew
now my ass they will chew
Thats logistics
If you're hitting the road
with pure crap for a load
thats logistics
If your stop count gets jacked
and your bosses get whacked
thats logistics
These are all creative and funny, but i have to say UPS makes the ghey-est commercials i have ever seen. Long hair metrosexuals writing on a whiteboard. Jumping on the bandwagon with "big brown" the triple crown threat only to watch him flame out at the Belmont. Sponsoring Dale Jarrett with Nascar and he finished towards the back every week. The "that's logistics" lyrics with the song they play at Olive Garden. Embarrasing. Somebody needs to re-think the way they promote this company.
When they dont have a clue
yet they're managing you
Thats Logistics
When your bosses are fools
who invent stupid rules
Thats Logistics
When the customer's pissed
that his pickup got missed
Thats Logistics
Much harassment you'll face
if you cant keep our pace
Thats Logistics
14 hours you'll run
with no hope to get done
Thats Logistics
When you work late at night
'cuz our "volume is light"
Thats Logistics
15 seconds to pee is
what's allowed by I.E.
Thats Logistics
You cant break trace to eat
you cant idle for heat
Thats Logistics
We will lengthen your day
take allowance away
Thats Logistics
When your load is a mess
and your boss could care less
Thats Logistics
When your boss is a ####
with a skull thats too thick
Thats Logistics
When you run extra miles
'cuz your load is in piles
Thats Logistics
One-inch scratch I did make;
60 photos they take
Thats Logistics
If your'e working in June
by the light of the moon
Thats Logistics