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[MrFedEx]

Why do you make such ridiculous assumptions ("you're not a courier," "you don't care what happens to a customer's package") when you're even more ignorant about me than you are about most other things? When have I ever said that I didn't care about packages? You blithering fool, UNDAMAGED PACKAGES ARE MY LIVELIHOOD. What I can say for certain is that you don't give a fart about service, as evidenced by your admittance that you intentionally loafed to increase your number of lates.

Dude, you are a damaged package, and all the duct tape in the world isn't going to fix what's wrong with you. You're a manager, and you don't have a clue, which is completely normal at FedEx.

 

[59 Dano]

Dude, you are a damaged package, and all the duct tape in the world isn't going to fix what's wrong with you. You're a manager, and you don't have a clue, which is completely normal at FedEx.

And haven't those ad hominem attacks done you a world of good in life!

 

[MrFedEx]

And haven't those ad hominem attacks done you a world of good in life!

It isn't an ad hominem attack. If it looks like a manager, acts like a manager, and says stupid things like a manager...it's a manager.