safty/safety meeting

[BSWALKS]

In my safety meetings I talk about my bowel movements.

You discuss coprophilia?

 

[cachsux]

Tell them when mgmt grabs employees by the balls to make sure they wash their hands after.

 

[Bad Gas!]

My first. Safty meeting 2morrow what should I say or discuss. Thank you

Tell everybody" to look sharp, don't get cut".....Also, that over seventies are like kryptonite. Don't be afraid to ask for help..

 

[Notretiredyet]

Make sure to get there a few minutes early so you get a donut.

 

[hurricanegunner]

Make sure you ask them which cover driver will be running your route. Now that you're on the safety committee, you won't have to run routes any more.

 

[Anonymous 10]

My first. Safty meeting 2morrow what should I say or discuss. Thank you

Come up with a new acronym. How about this.
Drivers
Operate better
Under
Cool management who's
Honest
Everyday

But this will never happen
And
​Guess why? Because we went public

 

[didyousheetit]

saftly to say safty has been covered here quite robustly.

 

[Bizzob232]

safty meeting

Safty is everyone's job

 

[Loyal Teamster]

Make sure to get there a few minutes early so you get a donut.

Best advice yet,


Thanks,
​Loyal Teamster

 

[NI1]

Our shop Steward is the leader of our safety committee smh

 

[Returntosender]

Mention parking lot safety. That someone stole your magnets.

 

[CajunInTexas]

My son also works at UPS. He's on the safety committee - for the free hour pay mostly. Occasionally he tells me what's going on in these meetings. Generally its not a whole hell of a lot although recently they were discussing an employee fund raiser for some charity. His suggestion was a dunk tank with the sups being in said tank.

 

[ibleedbrown]

you should ask what the best way to piss off drivers is.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Soft and loose...

 

[brownmonster]

You can proof read the minutes from the meeting.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

At the safty meeting, I'd break out doing the safty dance. Trooooooooolll!

 

[over9five]

At the safty meeting, I'd break out doing the safty dance. Trooooooooolll!

S,s,s,s,
A,a,a,a
friend,friend,friend,friend
T,t,t,t
Y,y,y,y

Safty!
​Dance!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

S,s,s,s,
A,a,a,a
friend,friend,friend,friend
T,t,t,t
Y,y,y,y

Safty!
​Dance!

Lmao!!!!!

 

[gingerkat]

S,s,s,s,
A,a,a,a
friend,friend,friend,friend
T,t,t,t
Y,y,y,y

Safty!
​Dance!

haha (OMG, yes this song was popular when I was growing up)
​
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
I said, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

 

[balland chain]

My son also works at UPS. He's on the safety committee - for the free hour pay mostly. Occasionally he tells me what's going on in these meetings. Generally its not a whole hell of a lot although recently they were discussing an employee fund raiser for some charity. His suggestion was a dunk tank with the sups being in said tank.

None of the sups would have the back bone to enter such a tank..I would use another word for back bone, but my liberal use of such words has caused the mod. to threaten my removal from brown cafe... But if the sups at my location did that, I would be willing to spend my weekly paycheck , after a few days of practice, to watch them go into the water time and time again..Heck, it may wake them up to reality.. (Heck also used in place of another word to keep Mr. Mod. happy)