SEX on UPS truck?

[rod]

Never had it "on" a UPS truck but have done it "in" a UPS truck.

 

[Coldworld]

Never had it "on" a UPS truck but have done it "in" a UPS truck.

They don't call you "rod" for nothing.....

 

[Buck Fifty]

I know that most of here would like to see you perform an anatomically impossible sex act upon yourself.

Quality I tell ya.

 

[Buck Fifty]

Does it count if the other person is unconscious?

It should.

 

[serenity now]

i have sex on the truck every day * i'm face down and UPS is on top *
hurts a little, but then Friday arrives * UPS throws a roll of C-notes on the floor beside me, and leaves for a couple of days

 

[Covemastah]

MMMMMMM I think I had it once on the truck with the Suzanne Summers Thigh Master pkg ,,, that wuz HAWT !!

 

[oldupsman]

Never had it "on" a UPS truck but have done it "in" a UPS truck.

Yeah me too. But then I screwed it all up and ended up marrying her. Later I asked her if she was doing the Fed-Ex guy too.
​She smiled and said " No one delivers like UPS." Oh baby, Oh baby.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

i have sex on the truck every day * i'm face down and UPS is on top *
hurts a little, but then Friday arrives * UPS throws a roll of C-notes on the floor beside me, and leaves for a couple of days

That is ****ing hysterical! Lmao

 

[gingerkat]

Does it count if the other person is unconscious?

LMAO!!

 

[Coldworld]

Yeah me too. But then I screwed it all up and ended up marrying her. Later I asked her if she was doing the Fed-Ex guy too.
​She smiled and said " No one delivers like UPS." Oh baby, Oh baby.

Oh the good old days of drivers doing it in the package car and managers doing it in the office or behind the building...maybe thats why everyone is on edge nowdays....nobody is getting any action at work anymore.

 

[ups hero]

I know that most of here would like to see you perform an anatomically impossible sex act upon yourself.

Lol....second that!!

 

[Johney]

Yes, it happens because women lose all control when they see us in shorts. That's why we get beaten by more than an hour all the time. Don't tell management though: we tell them traffic was heavy.

Telematics will rat you out every time.

 

[HEFFERNAN]

Telematics will rat you out every time.

Is there a hump sensor I'm not aware of yet ?????

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Is there a hump sensor I'm not aware of yet ?????

Sort of, Heff. The brown shorts have a sensor installed in the fly, monitors any unauthorized unzippering when not in close proximity to a bathroom or gatorade bottle. Or so I've heard...

 

[STFXG]

Never had it "on" a UPS truck but have done it "in" a UPS truck.

Who was the lucky guy?

 

[Bagels]

Who was the lucky guy?

His right hand.

 

[Johney]

Is there a hump sensor I'm not aware of yet ?????

No not really I was just commenting on hurricaneguuner's post about telling management traffic was heavy. By the way would you code said "hump" time out as lunch?

 

[P700slave]

yes
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[Loyal Teamster]

Sort of, Heff. The brown shorts have a sensor installed in the fly, monitors any unauthorized unzippering when not in close proximity to a bathroom or gatorade bottle. Or so I've heard...

Fail. Ur comment would be considered retarded & worthless, but again you are a woman. It's not your fault your posts aren't funny and way out there. I'm sure its funny from the kitchen's point of view.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Sort of, Heff. The brown shorts have a sensor installed in the fly, monitors any unauthorized unzippering when not in close proximity to a bathroom or gatorade bottle. Or so I've heard...

I think my with has the same sensor!!!!!