Never had it "on" a UPS truck but have done it "in" a UPS truck.
I know that most of here would like to see you perform an anatomically impossible sex act upon yourself.
Never had it "on" a UPS truck but have done it "in" a UPS truck.
That is ****ing hysterical! Lmaoi have sex on the truck every day * i'm face down and UPS is on top *
hurts a little, but then Friday arrives * UPS throws a roll of C-notes on the floor beside me, and leaves for a couple of days
LMAO!!Does it count if the other person is unconscious?
Yeah me too. But then I screwed it all up and ended up marrying her. Later I asked her if she was doing the Fed-Ex guy too.
She smiled and said " No one delivers like UPS." Oh baby, Oh baby.
I know that most of here would like to see you perform an anatomically impossible sex act upon yourself.
Telematics will rat you out every time.Yes, it happens because women lose all control when they see us in shorts. That's why we get beaten by more than an hour all the time. Don't tell management though: we tell them traffic was heavy.
Telematics will rat you out every time.
Sort of, Heff. The brown shorts have a sensor installed in the fly, monitors any unauthorized unzippering when not in close proximity to a bathroom or gatorade bottle. Or so I've heard...Is there a hump sensor I'm not aware of yet ?????
Never had it "on" a UPS truck but have done it "in" a UPS truck.
Who was the lucky guy?
No not really I was just commenting on hurricaneguuner's post about telling management traffic was heavy. By the way would you code said "hump" time out as lunch?Is there a hump sensor I'm not aware of yet ?????
Sort of, Heff. The brown shorts have a sensor installed in the fly, monitors any unauthorized unzippering when not in close proximity to a bathroom or gatorade bottle. Or so I've heard...
I think my with has the same sensor!!!!!Sort of, Heff. The brown shorts have a sensor installed in the fly, monitors any unauthorized unzippering when not in close proximity to a bathroom or gatorade bottle. Or so I've heard...