Stupid DIAD messages

Covemastah

Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
It's been 18 yrs since I was in package ,, but I won't forget this one ,,,
On a blistering hot summer day

"Bring it in early , we have cold water "
 

scratch

Least Best Moderator
Staff member
I don't take advice from somebody who killed her husband!
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All Trash No Trailer
This was a fun afternoon when I reported an off area misload that would be missed. The quota for missed had been reached that day so I was instructed to bring it in and give it to a clerk who would "take care of it" . I got a Warning Letter for Failure to Follow Instructions for following the methods....................so.........................I emailed the CEO at the time David Abney 10 different DIAD messages between this rookie Onroad and myself stating I was being instructed to compromise my integrity and to commit a Cardinal Sin. Security was in the building the following morning investigating and he was shortly thereafter moved to a different center. Good Times!

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Sissy Brown Short Shorts

Well-Known Member
ETA every single day.
How about the waste of paper at this place. They ask for my ETA on the board, I put my lunch in the board, I log my miles in the board then before I punch out I have to write my estimated ETA, my actual ETA, my lunch and my miles on a piece of paper. It gets scanned and forwarded to corporate even though it’s automatically logged by a multi billion dollar computer program.
 

Spanky250

Well-Known Member
I got a message a few weeks ago, must have been one of the new ladies in the office, that said "Please create a pickup for XXX and go pick it up".

I replied "Please explain how I'm supposed to create a pickup".

They replied "Never mind" lol...
 

Whither

Scofflaw
My center got on this kick just before peak last year and added "You must call and speak with a FT sup to get permission to go over 9.5." Meanwhile we were also being instructed daily to contact the center before returning the building. The day they started this I was light and finished my route in about 8 hrs.

After my final stop I sent the message "Finished work." Waited 10 min and got the reply "Go take 15-20 off ..." I replied "Might send me over 9.5, let me know if I have permission." Waited another 10 min, "Contact xxxx [my on-car] at yyy-yyyy." I replied, "What phone am I supposed to use? I'm in a residential area and the nearest businesses I know of are all closed." Another 10 min passed with no response, so I messaged again, "The clock is ticking. No way I will make 9.5 if sent to help. Please send instructions." A few more minutes passed and finally they said "Bring it in."

The next day, I was done in 8 again and expected the same rigmarole. They didn't disappoint me haha! I waited 25 min before getting any replies to messages that I'd finished work, and once again they told me to call it a day. An hour of OT pay to sit and amuse myself every few minutes sending messages like "Don't forget to respond" haha -- and I didn't hear a word about it since, after all, I was following their instructions.
 

Dragon

Package Center Manager
I love it when a driver sends message "Need help with over 70 "...

gets me every time.

oh - sorry wrong forum should have posted in partners
 
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