The Debt Clock

[Old Man Jingles]

40% of Americans have less than $10k saved for retirement. The working man has no investments.

Shame on them.
Everyone can save if they want to.

Use birth control ... kids are money pits.
Watch TV on the internet.
No smartphone.
No land line.
Don't do drugs and that includes alcohol.
Don't smoke cigarettes.
Go to food shelters.
Take the bus, ride a bike, carpool.

I have friends like this and that's how they choose to live their lives.
They are not victims.

 

[El Correcto]

Shame on them.
Everyone can save if they want to.

Use birth control ... kids are money pits.
Watch TV on the internet.
No smartphone.
No land line.
Don't do drugs and that includes alcohol.
Don't smoke cigarettes.
Go to food shelters.
Take the bus, ride a bike, carpool.

I have friends like this and that's how they choose to live their lives.
They are not victims.

Add eat spam and ramen noodle to the list. Splurge on vitamins and fish oils pills.

 

[It will be fine]

Add eat spam and ramen noodle to the list. Splurge on vitamins and fish oils pills.

Don’t forget live in Mom’s basement. Sounds like a wonderful life for the common man in the wealthiest country in history.

 

[El Correcto]

Don’t forget live in Mom’s basement. Sounds like a wonderful life for the common man in the wealthiest country in history.

Yeah right, if I did that she wouldn’t let me eat ramen noodles and spam. She’s worse than you bourgeois liberals.

 

[rickyb]

Shame on them.
Everyone can save if they want to.

Use birth control ... kids are money pits.
Watch TV on the internet.
No smartphone.
No land line.
Don't do drugs and that includes alcohol.
Don't smoke cigarettes.
Go to food shelters.
Take the bus, ride a bike, carpool.

I have friends like this and that's how they choose to live their lives.
They are not victims.

yes they are victims

they shouldnt b using food shelters

 

[rickyb]

Yeah right, if I did that she wouldn’t let me eat ramen noodles and spam. She’s worse than you bourgeois liberals.

stop eating that!

 

[El Correcto]

stop eating that!

No

 

[rickyb]

Add eat spam and ramen noodle to the list. Splurge on vitamins and fish oils pills.

dude u can save on buying most vitamins by just eating healthy

 

[El Correcto]

dude u can save on buying most vitamins by just eating healthy

Ricky, I’m on a spam and noodle strike until you admit the United States is the greatest country to ever exsist.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

dude u can save on buying most vitamins by just eating healthy

Veggie tacos?

 

[rickyb]

Ricky, I’m on a spam and noodle strike until you admit the United States is the greatest country to ever exsist.

so ur not eating it until i say it?

 

[rickyb]

Veggie tacos?

every day

 

[El Correcto]

so ur not eating it until i say it?

I’m eating spam and noodle until you say it.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

every day

We know! We know!

 

[rickyb]

I’m eating spam and noodle until you say it.

id do it if i believed u'd stop!

 

[rickyb]

I’m eating spam and noodle until you say it.

this is real bad.

so lets say u eat half the can, u take those numbers and multiply by 3 roughly. its sodium, fat overload!

 

[El Correcto]

this is real bad.

so lets say u eat half the can, u take those numbers and multiply by 3 roughly. its sodium, fat overload!

Ricky, I’m a growing boy.

I eat the whole can with two cups of noodles.

 

[rickyb]

Ricky, I’m a growing boy.

I eat the whole can with two cups of noodles.

god bless ur blood pressure

 

[El Correcto]

god bless ur blood pressure

You’re suppose to say god bless America the greatest country ever.

 

[rickyb]

Ricky, I’m a growing boy.

I eat the whole can with two cups of noodles.

in high school i used to eat a whole dominoes large pizza after school and pass out. i ate way too many pizza pockets, and pizza growing up. im making up for it now